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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Powerslave/michelle

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nah Its Jake.E.Lee s brova.

Quick Joke

Naked Man with a naked woman on his back goin to a fancy dress party. What are you goin as ? his mate asks. A tortoise he replys. So whats she doing on your back?Says his mate. Thats me shell!!!!!

Edited Mon Feb 13 '06 11:51 am

Mon Feb 13 '06 11:50:04 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!

me shel!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!

:-)

Mon Feb 13 '06 11:53:22 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Ovation1:http://www.tonymcmanus.com/

have a look, a damn fine scottish acoustic guitarist

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:01:00 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Master Yoda

Gotta watch out for those falling pool tables.

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:08:23 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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And HERE you will find a damned good scottish guitarist PERIOD even if he gave up on the grey skies of home.....
Mon Feb 13 '06 12:10:07 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Mikesb........ My hunch was correct. I figuired Eric really wouldn't go anywhere else. But when recording as you know it's not not who you know but the sound you're looking for. Then you choose your studio. Pat's got a great studio. A very small home basement set up like me. But Pat Doody not only is a suburb drummer .....he's an excellent engineer and producer. I recorded a demo there for our band ( Pat on drums) and I could tell right away he knew what he was doing. I keep in touch with Pat. He invites me to jams on occasion and I go when I can. He's in a band called The Voices Band. Pat left me to join them cause they play like 8 to 10 times per month. Pat does this for a living so Adios emigos. I told him no prob it's a business....you go where the work is. Anyway, I'm glad Eric hooked up with Pat. I know the cd sounds great without even listening to it yet.

http://www.thevoicesband.com

Edit....That's the right URL. It wont connect. Type in manually.

Edited Mon Feb 13 '06 12:25 pm

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:19:21 pm Set this message as last read

Guitarmiester

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Watching the G3 in Tokyo jam right now...mmmmm....smells like chicken! (Don't ask, don't even know why I said it?!)

Ahhh...this is worth a shot.

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---Sorry about that...I never do any massive ____for___ posts, but - Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!!Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! Paul Gilbert for G3!!! - sounds like an awesome idea for a G3, doesn't it?

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:21:16 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Texans in Heaven....

Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O. K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on.

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air-conditioning."

lol....u can go to Texas Joe, just be sure to come to the west coast fer some sanity..... :D (I love Texas)

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:28:06 pm Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Some one is avin a laugh! Pat Butcher and Patrick havin a fling on Eastendas in the UK. The thought has just put me off my tea .............

Nearly as bad as seein Frank Butcher in his birfday suit with a spining dicky bow tie. A seriously warped imagination at work!

Edited Mon Feb 13 '06 12:34 pm

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:29:20 pm Set this message as last read

Joe The Pie
Jean-Philippe Carmona
QC
Canada
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey Satch! I'm so sad! It made 3 years I hope you'll come at montreal. Me and my friend almost criyed when we saw the list of the super colossal tour. I wish you wont forget us for your next tour. You'll still be the King in our hearts.

Peace Joe The Pie

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:33:42 pm Set this message as last read

SH_KT
shahrooz moghadam
tehran, tehran
iran
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hi joe i`d like to have one of your signature guitars with your sign. i love your guitar & your music. PLEAS READ MY MESSAGE.Thank a lot
Mon Feb 13 '06 12:36:01 pm Set this message as last read

maromax
Dalle Cort Massimo
Udine, Udine
Italy
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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THANKS SO MUCH MR. JOE!!!! THANKS TO EXIST....THE GREATEST GUITARIST THAT EVER LIVED!! THANKS FOR YOUR MUSIC... THANKS MR. JOE, ONCE AGAIN, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
Mon Feb 13 '06 12:49:05 pm Set this message as last read

thefireman

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OMEGAN WARRIOR: I have asked him for years to come to Bend..... Hahhaha..... His gigs in PDX always rock. This time around I'm wondering if he and Eric will play in the Snitz instead of the Roseland due to the potential draw of people?

I didn't know there was another Joe fan in Bend..... Do you play? Let's get together and jam........

TheFireman

Mon Feb 13 '06 12:49:22 pm Set this message as last read

maromax
Dalle Cort Massimo
Udine, Udine
Italy
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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THANKS, MR. JOE! THANKS TO EXIST, THE GREATEST GUITAR GENIUS THAT EVER LIVED!! THANKS FOR YOUR MUSIC! THANKS MR. JOE, ONCE AGAIN, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
Mon Feb 13 '06 12:56:22 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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KISS News

Kiss have partnered with Gemini Cosmetics to launch their own line of fragrances. "We thought about doing makeup," jokes singer-guitarist Paul Stanley, "but we weren't sure how many women would want to walk around with white-painted faces."

The signature men's and women's scents will debut in September. Stanley adds that a line of Kiss-branded clothing also is in the works.

Meanwhile, founding Kiss drummer Peter Criss has posted a message of condolence to his old bandmate Ace Frehley, whose mother passed away Feb. 6.

Mon Feb 13 '06 1:14:31 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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What did Dick Cheney learn from shooting a Texas lawyer in the face while hunting?

A - Lawyers can't be killed

B - Lawyers and quail look quite different

C - Only shoot people who donate under $1000

D - Old men with heart problems shouldn't go hunting

Mon Feb 13 '06 1:15:46 pm Set this message as last read

FabLawyer of SBM
Ronnie Anderson
Atlanta, Georgia
USA
Plays: Vocals (39 years)
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I like that last post but I'm still not going anywhere near Chaney

Edited Mon Feb 13 '06 1:27 pm
Mon Feb 13 '06 1:27:28 pm Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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FOR THOSE THAT CAN GET BBC 4 THE YOUNG ONES IS ON AT 22.45. TONIGHT FEB 13.ITS THE ONE WHEN THEY ROB THE BANK. YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon Feb 13 '06 1:45:06 pm Set this message as last read

EViL DC5
Chris Carson
Fairfax, VA
USA
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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DCK, when should we expect to see an update on Talk2Joe.com ???

Thanks

-Chris

Mon Feb 13 '06 1:56:41 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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13 Reasons to Smile (worth a few minutes of your time)

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.


Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me.


How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"


I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!


When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."


Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.


Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!


Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?


Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.


Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?


Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"


I don't know about you, but I sure got a chuckle out of these, and I'll bet your friends will too!!


AND I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Mon Feb 13 '06 1:59:00 pm Set this message as last read

umgary
Gary Kapanowski
Warren, MI
USA
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will the g3 signed posters be available for sale at the tour?

thanks

Mon Feb 13 '06 2:35:58 pm Set this message as last read

Loo Who

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Come to Cleveland Joe... : )

Cleveland

Cleveland

Cleveland

xo Linda

Mon Feb 13 '06 2:47:00 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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slanshroom...I really love Flyman's Knuckle...such a great feel...
Mon Feb 13 '06 3:03:23 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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a lil early for some but....

Happy Valentines Day EVERYONE!!

Hope you all have a loved one of some kind, be they human or animal, that you can hug, love and appreciate....(and I'm talking about cats, dogs, hamsters....PETS people! LOL!! I know where some minds may go!!) I don't think V day is just for sweeties, it's for everyone to express their love or appreciation or happiness to have a good friendship or furry pal....

Happy Valentine's Day Joe, Rubina, ZZ, Jeff, Matt, Galen, Mike, Mick, Dave, and the whole crew and all your families!

Speaking of love, we'd looooooooove to see ya in our area too! lol...gotta work it.....

Mon Feb 13 '06 3:16:20 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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MtHead- thank you...

MasterYoda- hope you are enjoying the holiday! Whenever I'm on half term etc I always think "Oh teaching's not so bad really..." LOL

Hrh Fish- about your meeting with Jake E Lee- a little while back I saw a CD in a shop that was a tribute to Joe Satriani- and Jake E Lee had played one of the tracks. That made me feel quite sad actually, as he should really be up there, not doing tribute tracks! Are you a Randy Rhoads fan by any chance as well?

Mon Feb 13 '06 3:18:05 pm Set this message as last read
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