Hey Joe, what kind of rock and roll were you playing here with Slash & Chester. Somebody dropped the *F* bomb. lol!

Sandy, when you get a root canal, they put a temporary filling in. Your supposed to go back to your dentist in about 2 weeks and get a "real" filling, then spend an assload on a cap or crown to protect the tooth. It's madness I tells ya! I didn't have any milkshakes yet, but having one would be heaven. lol!

T-bone, I love that video! When I first heard Steve ask for a nail bar, I almost fell out my chair laughing.

Another pissed off kid has gone to school in Ohio and shot up the place wounding 4 and killing himself. The big talk isn't about how he was raised or how his peers treated him or mistreated him, or even the possibility of a mental illness. The big talk is that he wore black Goth clothes and had on a Marilyn Manson t-shirt. Another bad rap for the goth kids - which are some of the nicest, coolest kids around. Jeffrey Dahmer wore "normal" clothes. So did Ted Bundy. People focus on the wrong thing out of fear of the unknown. It's sad.

ty mckenna....I might love you more'n my luggage.....but yer also not paying attention ya eedge, I actually posted it a week or two ago when I first found it :)

Hat racks CAN be beautiful, can't they???

Chelle...the whole video makes me bust a gut laughing, love the crazy voices and it's done really well...it looks like the guys are actually saying the words, and the gestures fit it perfectly....whoever made it is very clever, LOL....

So how's the purple sparkle on yer nails coming Joe? Need a touch-up yet? LOOOOOOOOOL........so funny :)

I'm pissed!

I just spent the last 20 minutes talking to my son - a 10th grader - about what to do if there is a shooter in his high school. A message was found in the girls bathroom today that said a gun would be used, and people were going to die at 9:30 tomorrow morning. The kids were told they must leave all backpacks and bags at home. They brought home and note (and parents got emails) saying there was a threat and the school will be checked. Police will be in and around the school all day tomorrow. Only certain doors will be open and security will be checking everyone as they enter. Now did some asshole just want the day off, or is there a twisted kid in my son's school who wants blood? I want to keep my son home, but he doesn't want to miss a day. My husband says the school will probably be the safest it's been because of all the checks. What about next week?

WTF!!!

I hope they find who wrote it and see what the hell the motive was. Most of all, I REALLY hope it was just a sick joke.

Today's news here in PA - (not my town, thank God!)

PLYMOUTH MEETING, Pa. -- A 14-year-old Montgomery County boy is in police custody, accused of amassing a cache of weapons for a possible attack on a high school.

Authorities said the teenager, who was being home-schooled, felt bullied and had talked about mounting a Columbine-type attack at Plymouth Whitemarsh High School, which he had previously attended. He even tried to recruit another boy to help in the attack, according to District Attorney Bruce Castor.

Castor said at a news conference on Thursday that cooperation between the school district and the police department, "Stopped a potential Columbine-like assault at Plymouth White Marsh High School and perhaps at other locations within Colonial School District."

The 14-year-old was taken into custody after police, acting on an informant's tip, raided his home in Plymouth Township on Wednesday evening.

Prosecutors said police found a 9 mm assault rifle, air guns, a bomb-making book, videos of the 1999 Columbine attack in Colorado and violence-filled notebooks. However, they found no ammunition for the most dangerous weapon, the assault rifle.

Castor also said that he didn't think an attack was imminent and he's "not certain that an attack was going to occur at all."

"(This) simply could have been big talking by a kid who thought that he was bullied previously and that he was going to exact his revenge," Castor said.

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A big G'day from Downunder Satch...


Hope everything is just fine over the other side of the world and your new album is coming along nicely have you thought about doing something similiar to what Dreamtheatre done with systematic chaos and have a bonus dvd disk with the next album so we can have some insight into the whole Joe's way of recording would be awesome could release it as a cd/dvd combo or just on cd for those who just want it for the music.....


And i 2 agree would be awesome to bring out a box set with all your rare unreleased songs aswell as live recordings of past concerts that you or the crew may have recorded if there is one thing i think all your die hard fans agree on is can never have to much satch....

And any chance of a podcast into the development of the new JS 20 th anniversary bit of a behind the scenes look into the creation of the new Axe :) :) :) :) ....

Webmaster Jon woohoo 3 more days till the big announcement tell that computer of yours to be nice when randomly selecting the names :) :) :) :) Thanks again to Satch and Yourself (JON) for running such a competition really really appreciated......


Well take Satch and Co. ya buddy Jamie Melbourne OZ ...

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