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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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climber>i did Don, shes fab eh
Tue Oct 16 '07 1:09:01 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh Oh my word....I am so hyper today....the gig last night was sooooo fantastic

There is nothing better than being at a small gig...where you know every single word

You can sing at the top of your voice and rock out till the sweat is dripping off you...and just go bonkers!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh I love it!

love it

love it

love it YAY!!!!!!

What I dont get is the women either side of me...jeepers I know they were my age...but HOW can anyone stand there...I mean just stand there when the whole place is rocking around em?

Answer me that?

http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/558624963GwJqtK?start=60

I love GIGS!

boingy

Boingy

Bounce

Bounce

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh what a great night

LOVE EM LOVE EM!!!!

Dream3 - Sorry no I don't think they played forsaken....I am sure I would remember coz I like that one. Wow that was a cool thing with Matt....I am surprised you can still read the address with all the hugging you must have been doing with it...hehe...do you use the plectrums? Well you say DT are not well known down under...you could say the same here....the majority don't know em....but to do wembley Arena is pretty good...a good few thousand....I mean for Billy Talent they gigged in a room full of about 200....i am sure they will come!

devoe6907 - Welcome to the board...whats up ....lol Where ya from?

Gruskada - As if....hmmmm though my friend does quite regular...er...well from Galen and Mike anyway.

mikesb - Hehe its OK Troy is like a hyper version of me....if that's possible lol

js1200js1000 - Awww one of the few with a heart....thanks sweety!

Ibanezguitars - You have an even bigger heart...thanks for the lovely email

Captain Steve - whats this? Sexy Sandy from Sudbury....haha well that got me laughing for a start HEHEHE...as well as my system having a downiness...ahahahaha funny joke love em...bet they are a great band to see...

Amir K - Awww ya loves me does ya...thanks LOL

Ktza - Nice chatting with yaz.....spider in your room? yeah HAHA funny how we can get facinated with little things...do you know what I got facinated with the other day...

I put some coffee creamer in my coffee...but before I stirred it made a kind of iceberg on the top...and bits were falling off around the edge....just like bits fall off an iceberg...but in a kind of peeling way...I stood watching for ages MEZmorized!

LOL....no I am not bonkers honest!

OK OK matter of opinion yeah yeah

PTRocker - Oh my word....you tell us now...why didn't you email beforehand

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

mgrater - Welcome to the site

hahahahaha

hehehehehehe

boingy

boingy

Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

Feel good factor of a squajillion!!!!!

Thanks for all the love guys you are stars!!!!!!

ESPECIALLY MAXIMAGNET!!!

Hugs ya muchly Satriella xx

Tue Oct 16 '07 2:28:20 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Slan - Yep, she's a honey!

Sexy Sandy from Sudbury - Glad you're back to normal. (If normal is the right word, LOL)

Edited Tue Oct 16 '07 2:34 am

Tue Oct 16 '07 2:29:22 am Set this message as last read

Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
Plays: Guitar
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G'day from downunder again..


Satriella nah i dont use the plectrums Matt sent me they are put away with the plectrums i managed to get from joe in '05' and the ones from Yngwie '06' and from Petrucci,vai and satch '06' when they done the G3 tour i need to get a little frame to put em all in : ) : ) : ) : ) : ).....
I also need to get some kinda frame to put the strings in that i got from Mike of Joe's guitar from the G3 tour yep thats right i got Satch's used strings of his guitar lol not that i can use em lol and wouldn't anyway but they have satch's DNA all over em what a collector's item :) :) :) :) :) :)

Webmaster Jon what happened to drawing the winners today buddy C'mon wakey wakey hand of snakey lol



Take care satch ya buddy always Jamie Melbourne Oz..



Tue Oct 16 '07 3:21:28 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey Rotax girls!yeah i hear you on the radio!dont worry i never forget i own roatx he donny it,srotax man i bought it years ago bombardier didnt qualify for a purchase i was the only person that qualified anyways it realy isnt big !it,s my engines man roatx girls are just the weights and the discipline to make my self back to me !anyways i look exactly the same as always rotax except my hair isnt long at the back but it stiil a coupl einchs high!anyways good thing you radio i was confused rotax is like spending money donny 5 10 bucks here and their im still leaving it alone fora while yet see what i can buy with the saving maybe a house!later wolf2.
Tue Oct 16 '07 3:43:44 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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The mom rule is!,rotax! yeah i told my mom years ago when your sleeping your gonna here like fouckn mercenery out side until im normal again with the weights, my mom sais to me years ago she said how strong are you frankie ?she said i know kingston penitentiary does all your food for your stength man can i eat it i said yeah only the mother can eat itactualy kingston pen made me measure her! to see if she could eat some of my foodmy moms sais to me your half brother benny is fouckn nut,s she said he curls like 70 pounds but he weak she said i see body of police from you man and it looks like worse then a fouckn polar bear got them she said no shit frank it looks like a polar bear blew his body to pieces she said and i believ if you tell me you can make your brain the way you want with your weights fine she also said i believe your weights are special made for you!she asked me if i organized the whole kingston pen and my muscle food thing i said no it,s just from them doing inspections on my body and muscle she said if you oragnzide it was it worth it for roast cookies chicken and everything i ,saaid yeah it was i cant eat street food or i die i have to go to the hospital then they put me on intrvenous for over capacity of muscle without nutrition so mayybe i did organize it!she said well why would kingston pen help you!i said because their nice i didnt tell her i own the penitentiary!anyways more coffee later wolf2.
Tue Oct 16 '07 4:39:53 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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just let me show richard how back to normal i am!thats number 7 right richard or harold yeah hes a friend of mine no th epolar bear thing was to prevent she said i could have and do it all aslong as their wasnt no polar bearincidents in the driveway this one time when i was younger this cop was realy irrattating me about legal aid saying i can use it while i own my buissness hey so i puncehd him i will be damed if his head dint come right off his body !mom came out and seen it gave me shit anyways we try not to polar bear around the house harold!later wolf2.
Tue Oct 16 '07 5:07:40 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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I reckon that Wolfie is an alter ego created by one of our Canadian brethren.

The question now is, which one?

C'mon Marky, fess up!

Tue Oct 16 '07 5:33:44 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zen....whadddddddssssss uuuuuuuup?
Tue Oct 16 '07 5:42:51 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey cop chic,s hey rotax chics um i feel and look exactly like im better then 15 years old no shit my brain feels brand new my body movement everything is back to normal from the working out ,man you see this is what it does to me the only thing that matters is my weiders man i feel even better then when i used my rebel 3 set of steel wediers manmy body feels perfectmy brain feels perfectthose weights were the best thing i ever bought!um you see girls like later if i was to move or something oh! we can live togethr the only thing i need is my weights seriously i use two sets of weiders 70 bucks a set out of the sears catalouge mani seen them online for 50 or 60 at sears the catalouge more exspensive for some reason,you should see what my body looks like it,s so nice it turns me on!one thing you need to know about me my girlfriend matters and i workout to stay normal and perfect for her but my weights can only be weiders and i have to have them and use them it,sjust me mine are all put away for the winter now but next spring um these weights like i feel better with the vinyl coated plates weights from weider then i did with my weider steel weights i feel great in my head and body!later wolf2.
Tue Oct 16 '07 5:45:55 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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Captain Steve no sir , it is not me, perhaps one of the canucks located closer to the kingston pen
Tue Oct 16 '07 6:06:39 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cappy, who here aside from wolfie uses little punctuation, rarely capitalizes letters etc etc etc??

I rest my case.......

Tue Oct 16 '07 6:17:21 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Bwahaha

here is what Ted Nugent had to say about the Van Halen tour LMAO!!!!

“Yes, and you know what, Martin, I don’t know how you can convey this in your article. I’m sure you will do it with some sincerity and aplomb, but I watched the VAN HALEN press conference on the Internet. And I just have nothing but glowing admiration for Alex, just a superlative virtuoso, and Eddie, maybe one of the top two or three musical geniuses who ever lived, and David is just the quintessential showman, clever guy, great vocalist, true soulful rocker. But there’s Eddie’s son - is he only like… what, 17?! And he’s got blubber?! The kid is fat. And I’ll tell you why. The same abandonment - which is the number one crime against your soul - the abandonment of discipline that allows Eddie to rationalize smoking cigarettes, or all those years of the drugs and the alcohol. It’s the same abandonment of parental discipline that allows his own child to become unhealthy and blubberous. And I find that just damnable. If I was his dad, I would put that motherf..... on a treadmill and I would watch what Mr. Hand is bringing up to Mr. Fat Face.”

And when you see it in the schools, starting at five or six years old, those kids are going to battling that weight for the rest of their lives.

“Oh, for god sakes! And it’s about discipline. Now, you check out my four children. Fu...... decathlon masters. Firm, athletic, muscular, bright. They have good posture. They stand up straight. They carry themselves with dignity. And you know, if this offends anybody, f you! If you’re offended by my words, that would be guilt. Look in the mirror and get the f going and upgrade. I’m 59 and I still stand erect - come on! I’m in the airport every day and some of the f...... beached sperm whales I see walking around, it’s an embarrassment. It’s like saying, ‘Hey God, thanks for the gift of life. I think I’ll poison it.’ I find it just delirious.”

65% of people in North America are now overweight, and half of those are classed as obese.

“Dear God! Dear God in heaven! Inexcusable! And by the way, nobody likes to eat more than I do (laughs). I can eat a f......’ palette of chocolate cake and stuff like that. But I don’t! Because I give a s....! Instead I’m eating organic raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, and peaches from Oregon right now. That’s my meal today. I had some fresh halibut earlier today, but at the restaurant, ‘Would you like dessert?’ I go, ‘No, I’m going to be eating strawberries later.’ ‘Well, we’ve got some great chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate cake.’ I went, ‘That’s great. Give it to that fat f..... over there.’ I’m telling you, Martin, people who are offended by me are guilty.”

And now it’s not just chocolate cake anymore. It’s got brand name on it – it’s a Cadbury or Snickers chocolate cake to move it even closer to a chocolate bar!

“It’s still bad for you. And I mean, I had one of those little bite-size Three Musketeers yesterday. There’s nothing wrong about that. But kind of think intelligent. Spirit management. I’m deep into spirit management, baby. You may have noticed that about me.”

Tue Oct 16 '07 6:19:14 am Set this message as last read

daimer
Dmitry Galankin
Zavolgzhsk, Ivanovskaya
Russia
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hi Everyone! Joe Hello! How is life?
Tue Oct 16 '07 6:24:56 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb maybe chad is wolf?
Tue Oct 16 '07 6:33:17 am Set this message as last read

YonG
B B
Moskow,
Russia
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hey, Joe! I wanted to find out. When you again will come to Russia (to Moscow^^)? We wait for you there! We love you!!! Thank!
Tue Oct 16 '07 6:46:28 am Set this message as last read

Adrianorb
Adrián Robles
Saltillo, Coahuila
México
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Hi all: Its been ages since I posted here. From the folks I remember that posted here are Michelle, DoTheStu, Clarky, deathcubek, alexandrecaetano, i know there are more n my mind but its too early for me to think ;)

I hope you're all doing all right.

Joe rocks.

Saludos amigos Adrián

Tue Oct 16 '07 7:16:48 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Scooby Doo - If you are thinking of the person I think you are thinking of, he does have a very similar number of posts to the Wolfster!

Cubazoid - I think Canada EH!!! hasn't been around as long as Wolfie, or are you thinking Chad is an alter ego of Wolfie?

Tue Oct 16 '07 7:16:58 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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cappy steve nah, chad aint that smart.. he knows nothing of chics let alone cop chicks
Tue Oct 16 '07 7:23:53 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cube

cop chics are the best, remember that car commercial that got banned???

Bwahahahaha

Tue Oct 16 '07 7:36:16 am Set this message as last read

wildstring79
Emiliano Rossi
Rome, Italy
Italy
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Hi Joe ! I'm Emiliano, from Rome, Italy. I just want to thank you for your music: you are simply the best and your songs give me so many emotions that no guitarrist ever give to me. Your creativity has no limits and every time i hear a your song, i find something of new. It's wonderfull !

It's so hard choose your best song, but Echoes (played in Time Machine' tour) has for me something of magic. I don't know wath, may be the atmosphere, but it's the top !!!

Sorry for my bad english, and thank you for your time.

Tue Oct 16 '07 7:46:53 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb nope, i will take your word...
Tue Oct 16 '07 8:17:20 am Set this message as last read

higginns

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Joe, I just signed up for your site. My kid and I love your music. I love jammin to Souls of Distortion on my 1993 USA made Strat. One problem, when I play using my WAh Wah pedal and phase, It sounds like I am missing something. I think the Wah Wah pedal lacks a bit. Any suggestions? I would love to meet you. My kid is 13 and if you will be in LA anytime soon, whats the chances for getting our picture taken with you. Rock on and remember to Marinate often and grill responsibly. Cheers, BarbeQue Joe www.galaxe.net joesvezia@yahoo.com
Tue Oct 16 '07 8:38:11 am Set this message as last read

ptrocker
Vasco Patricio
Ericeira,
Portugal
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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Txs, Satriella! :)

It looks like you've been busy with some nice concerts!

Dreamtheater is awesome. I'm sad I've never seen them live.

Currently, I'm living in Dubai. A few months ago, Joe played in Lisbon and I wasn't there! :/ Here you simply don't have concerts at all. It looks like I have to wait I'm back in Europe.

Cheers everyone, VP

Tue Oct 16 '07 8:45:35 am Set this message as last read

devoe6907
Andrew DeVoe
Indianapolis, Indiana
United States
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hey Satriella, not much, just got back from class O_o, you? I'm from Indianapolis, it's a horrible place haha, not enough Satch fans out here (plenty of corn, though). Were you the one who said you got an email from Paul Gilbert?? I did too! It was crazy, it made my week.
Tue Oct 16 '07 9:00:06 am Set this message as last read
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