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wolf2

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Hey man use to run H block at kingston penitentiary was something man i cant remember how many times i killed them 3 or 4 man i remember killing one, one day then like 4 another day all i remember was the cop chic freaking out im going were using fouckn body bags for these dead cop,s man i remember the guy in the cell beside me going holy fouck man he,s dead what the fouck did he say to you man then i think i killed 3 more then i was planing on killing 9 more but they were on to me me they didnt do anything to make that happen like i had a cleaner who use to do my laundry man but i ran the light,s man killed one over the light,s they went on and off like i told them man oh yeah were bad man cool later wolf2

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Mon Nov 27 '06 10:57:19 am Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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SteveeT: So did you find anything the works to get the direct sound authentically close to a real mic ed cab?
Mon Nov 27 '06 10:57:47 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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nice

OCPS470....getting closer....

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Mon Nov 27 '06 10:58:13 am Set this message as last read

avis100us

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Hi Joe, i'm Simon from Ireland. Just wondering are you planning on playing again in ireland next year as i'd love to see you play live. Got your new live cd last week, excellent as always. I did notice on the set list that Flying in a Blue Dream is on cd one is song number three and not song number one as listed on the cover. Anyway keep up the good work and i hope you will play in Ireland again sometime in the new year.

Simon

Mon Nov 27 '06 11:33:45 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Mon Nov 27 '06 11:52:18 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Simon from Ireland - It may be a little while before Joe comes to Ireland, I understand he will be touring Guam first. Having said that, it shouldn't take long to tour Guam.
Mon Nov 27 '06 12:09:17 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Holy Moly

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Mon Nov 27 '06 12:30:42 pm Set this message as last read

BEARMAN36
Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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finally got Satriani Live On CD... sound great... I have it on DVD too, but I can't watch until Christmas... present from my girlfriend...

my fav tune live... The Meaning Of Love... love that tune period...

the new tunes kick major butt Joe...

Rock On and Rock Out..

Bear

Mon Nov 27 '06 12:51:10 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Cubes right, TrannyAls just jealous he doesnt have em
Mon Nov 27 '06 12:57:23 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey prez there taser is but there not allowed to have one no where near me or ever use one on me yeah one of my cop babe wive,s wanted them thats alright man use to dem all the time in the states with taser,s i ever see one she,s in big shit man later wolf2.
Mon Nov 27 '06 2:03:16 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man just got done dinner man lamb chop mixed veggies and parmesean rice man ,like i eat lamb but i eat lamb shoulder chop,s that what i control man these one,s i bought for 3.99 apound when i first shot them to death like 15 years ago they were 14 dollars a pond man last time they tryed to go for 19 dollars a pound decesaed man primo for me actually mine is even better than just a shoulder remember my postand that lamb should be like that hopefully like i get the same price sale price as a regular shoulder but i get shoulder arm ,man they make me extremely deadly man they were on sale for 3.99 when i bought them i grabbed 3 for 7 bucks man and i always let him cut my lamb he went to school specificaly for lamb butcher man cool anyhow later wolf2 supper was good im serious try a lamb shoulder chop fryed man perfect buddy later wolf2.
Mon Nov 27 '06 2:09:10 pm Set this message as last read

CroNumber9
Hrvoje Katanec
Bjelovar,
Croatia
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Satriella, cheese101, Kayla, Jason, Anne Linder (welcome Guitarmans Girl)

Prayers all around for you and your loved ones!

Keep rockin' everybody!
Peace & Love!


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Mon Nov 27 '06 2:33:49 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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cant believe its been 2weeks today that my mum died.. where has the time gone

ps any one know if fanfire.com have an aussie phone number? cause none of these work

1-800-767-7160 or International +1-916-350-2016 For ticket assistance call toll-free 1-800-242-8881

im trying to find out if I got the ticket..cuase my gold Joe shirt thing turned up..

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Mon Nov 27 '06 2:52:59 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Joe please be safe out there ok?.........

thanks Cro

happy birthday Jimi Hendrix

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Mon Nov 27 '06 3:09:18 pm Set this message as last read

Kadoshi_
Juliano Santos
Itabuna, Bahia
Brazil
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Hi Joe! Just a moment i'm listen Love Thing song, a great song. God blessed YOU. I don't know if YOU know Jesus, but i liked.

Sorry my faults (i don't speak english very well)

Mon Nov 27 '06 3:20:39 pm Set this message as last read

shredguy

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God bless you Joe! I am praying for you everyday and that you will come here to Guam for an amazing show.
Mon Nov 27 '06 3:42:51 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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cuthbert Slansh is right!!!
slanshroom LMAO!!
BG AL LMAO
Mon Nov 27 '06 5:02:11 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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This happened the other week on a live show here ona fri night, its like one of yer late shows with jay leno n what not, some guy got on to the host and started cursing at him, funny stuff

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Mr Smooth
Jimmy Basurto
Springfield, VA

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Hi Joe,

My wife wants to buy one of your sketches so bad to use it as art in our home. Can you tell me if you'd like to sell one to us??? I would greatly appreciate it

Thanks

Jimmy Basurto

Mon Nov 27 '06 5:57:41 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Thought these were worth sharing, in two parts:

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached..

It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..

You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

Mon Nov 27 '06 7:07:12 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at t he doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.



And so we all count our blessings.... :)

Mon Nov 27 '06 7:08:35 pm Set this message as last read

Powerslave214
Scott Conner
Blacksburg, Virginia
USA
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http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=197 I think I just hurt myself laughing. : Þ
Mon Nov 27 '06 7:11:58 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE!!!

Nobody Knows Anything ~

Charlie f**king Benante on the skins!!

Shit man yeah!

Mon Nov 27 '06 8:26:39 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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captainsteve................drawn series......sorrry i have to disagree....this year will be different......KP is the only stand out guy and he will need to fire on all games and so too Freddie.......as for the others ....well i think they are too raw for OZZIE conditions....so frankly speaking it should be 4 zip if the weather permits England to get away with a draw in a test or else do not count out 5-0......as soon as LEE joins in the party then the real fun will begin.....clark,pigeon and warney are already finding their range............england bowlers....well harmison can try bowling at the stumps for a change and not second slip...lol...lol......it was one of the funniest incident of the 1st test...and warneys clash with KP....well bro happy watching but please pray for some miracles to escape a wallop this time...sorry but i dont see a repeat of the last ashes this time....especially with Flintoff as captain........he is still too raw to captain an ashes side...anyway lets hope that we have a series equal to last years one..happy watching CAPPY.

randell....cant wait to hear from you.....

satriella.......so you are really cock a hoop.......congrats on getting the Joe Cds..........hurrah to you...enjoy them....yu have mail.....

mthead......slanshroom.......zenfish....alexandre......marimari..............growler.............hi.....

have a nice day guys.....

Mon Nov 27 '06 9:25:14 pm Set this message as last read
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