I am Sneezy Battyface...

OK, OK, I'm awake....relatively speaking. (Need to take my meds.)

Wolfie--you still in your bikini briefs for Michelle? Wow!! I'm glad I'm not there, man. I think you should send her a photo!!

My man, Steve put on "Come on Baby" so I think he wants to talk and cuddle.

"OK.......I'm on my way, Sweetie."

Catch up with ya'll later..

HUGS

Hello, Mr. Satriani. When it comes to music, I've always been interested in virtuosity, creativity, clarity, and indepencence. As a result of being raised on Classical, Baroque, and some Romantic music, I have never been too attracted to words - only instrumental compositions. Therefore, as a young guy growing up in Forest Hills, NY (you and I are the same age, incidentally), I always listened to instrumental music, such as, Focus, Yes, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Genesis, and newer instrumental jazz. Approx. one year ago I happened to hear "One Big Rush" and I was instantly moved!! I had to hear more, so I purchased all of the CDs available, one or two at a time. I enjoy your style very much. My wife and kids think I'm nuts, but that's OK.

Then I purchased two DVDs - "G3" and "Live" recorded at The Grove in Anaheim (May, 2006). Very impressive work. However, I'm not a big fan of the MTV-created two second shots, jumping around all over the stage. I prefer to see all artists, and focus in on any of them when I want to, not when the camera forces me to. We miss some of the good riffs because the director does not know the music, or because of the perception that everyone loves the quick jumping around of the camera angles.

Will there be more DVDs coming out from your latest 2008 Tour? If so, when? I'm Looking forward to more of your work!

With the festive season almost upon us I must point out that a dog or cat is not just for Christmas!

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OOoooo yeah baby.....

Joe and Leslie in San Fran, the final show :)

Goosebumps on my goosebumps, lol!! Gad damn that's some fine music right there!! And a bunch of us from t2j were right there, front and center, hell yeah!!

WOOOOOOO!! That's the shit right there T!!

Well that and Mc Jimini Jillickers the lady killer.

I was laughing so hard I could barely type that. lol! I crack my damn self up!

Chelle, u just increased the "hotness factor" with that vid....those Homers alone are enuff to cause a riot of wimmens storming Ireland!!

We's makin' samishes!

lol!

What's up everyone!? Ihave a few days off from work (due to cutbacks). Everybody at my workplace had our hours cut. Oh well, can't do anything about it. However, I have been able to get a lot of things done around here. I am almost done Christmas shopping. By the way, I bought the Vox Satchurator today. This will be a Christmas gift for my best friend. He is going to be stoked.

Michelle and Cheese 101: I'm a cat person myself. I grew up with having mostly cats as pets.

Alexandrecaetano: Sorry for your loss of Hadji. We had to put our dog to sleep as well (the day before Thanksgiving). Hope all is going well for you.

Joe Satrini: What's up over there in the UK?

fatape: I enjoy eating jalapeņos and I have eaten a habaņero. They are hot! Would I eat another habaņero again? Yes I would! BRING IT ON!!! >=)

Satriella: My name is Snickle Snicklelips = ) . I got the results from that 4-Mile Run on Thanksgiving and I placed 50th out of 1,020 participants. I might be doing a 5K run sometime in the middle of this month.

Skippygirl: How are you doing and are you healing? I would like to visit Australia sometime.

GG2: I hope your car is fixed. Did you get any rain? Did you manage to get any more Joe CDs?

Guitarman77897: How is that amp of yours?

SuperDaveMcCarthy, js1200js1000, Do the Stu, Blue Moon, death cube k: How are all of you and your families? It is getting cold here. Any news on Chickenfoot or if there is a CD or DVD with Joe coming out soon? Can you believe it? I BOUGHT A VOX SATCHURATOR!!! :D I got it at Sweetwater Sound here in Fort Wayne. I even saw a JS 20th Anniversary Edition Guitar (the Surfing With The Alien picture on it). I have a picture of it on my phone and I am using it for my wallpaper/picture display (on my phone).

tikimon & maritime: What's up!?

slashroom: Question: You're from Spain, right? Have you ever ran with the bulls? I thought that would be neat to do.