Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Naked Running
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
'Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved alongside. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope........just when it's raining.
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Tue Apr 29 '08 10:08:01 am
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lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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keniko
sorry to hear about your bout of botchulism. uuggh. know what thats like. anyway wish u luck and success. can u post something. would like to check it out.
Hey JOE! have a great tour. will definitely see u next time around. you will be missed.
G3 with STEVE MORSE, that would be awesome!
hell yea
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Tue Apr 29 '08 12:27:54 pm
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Gannon
Gannon Ferrell
Oxford, CT
U.S.
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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My first post!!! Woohoo!!! aaaanywayz... Joe, you probably get asked this alot but got any tips for the intermediate player who wants to expand beyond the norm of what most people do today?
By the way!!! Did I miss the U.S. tour (I'm perty sure I did cus the dates aren't on your site)? I missed your Q&A at Guitar Center in NY... found out about it on the 3rd when my guitar mag came. I was ticked. Ah well... Next time... C ya!
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Tue Apr 29 '08 12:30:39 pm
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Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Maritime- How come u never use D'Addario or dunlop? Joe uses D'addario strings. Personally I just use what ever i have around.
But at the moment I am using Fender Picks and Blue Steel strings and they are working fine. But i usually use D'Addario.
U say u hav ernieball strings, So i take it u like them. I will hav to try them when i get sick of Blue Steel.
Any other reccomendations for strings or whatnot?
Thanks.
>.<
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Tue Apr 29 '08 12:31:32 pm
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Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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If anyone is interested, the band did a few spur of the moment improvisiation recordings on saturday, if u wanna hear them, then follow the link: Thisone...
P.s if yo want to hear me, i'm the annoying one with feedback and wah....=D
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Tue Apr 29 '08 12:34:44 pm
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lorenzo001
loren rosenberg
glenview, Illinois
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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hey maritime and other guy
used ernie ball strings when i first started playing. then swithched to Dadarios. never went back. super slinkys break to easily.
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Tue Apr 29 '08 12:54:38 pm
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Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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If anyone reading this has a Facebook page, click here and join the T2J group I created. This can be a cool thing, but if there's not enough interest I'll just delete it...
BigBunny - Awesome...it's good to know that New Day is back. ;-) Your setlist is a pretty cool one...I'd be very pleased with that.
Out Of The SunSHINE is pretty funny. Ever since I first saw that title I expected it to be misnamed quite often...but I was expecting it would be Heart Of The Sunrise (Yes), not this...hehe.
cheese101 - Thanks for the update...sorry if it seems like I'm bugging you about the book; I'm just curious as to how the reading is going...
lorenzo001 - That video was a few years old...she's only gotten better since then. I'll admit that her sound is a bit limited, but she's young. I just wish her album was available in the US...I've been putting off ordering it from Australia, but I may just break down and do it.
That video you posted is a good one...thanks for sharing it.
aSeraphim - Hi...welcome to the site. :-)
Gannon - Welcome to you, as well... You didn't miss Joe's US tour...that'll be in August/September.
...Austin...
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Tue Apr 29 '08 1:40:28 pm
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Cappy......Thanks so much.
lorenzo....Please visit us at our Myspace site. We have three cover tunes on there. Thanks
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Tue Apr 29 '08 2:31:59 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Isnt it great when its Summer when you get out ofthe shower without it being freezin?
Joe I bet when u shaved yer head in 1995 or whenever u shaved it off! u got dried off so quick when u got out of the shower, but is your head cold in the Winter?
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Tue Apr 29 '08 2:53:09 pm
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Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
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So who here has any Joe equipment?
I am saving up for a JS1200, Peavy JSX100 and Satchurator.
How much is all that? like 3 grand?
Right now I have a Fender Stratocaster
And which of the 3 should i get first, which is the most important? ( i have a feeling i will be getting the Satchurator first because its the only thing under $1,000)
>.<
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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I'd like to try out the satchurator, im lookin for a new overdrive, liking the tubescreamers ts9dx but id like to try the satchurator and gemini too
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Tue Apr 29 '08 3:25:10 pm
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Guitarman77897
Matt S
WI
United States
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Yea I got 2 see him in Chicago on April 5, it was sweet. It was in a guitar center, and i bought the CD and got it signed XD
Has anyone seen the DVD of Joe making "I Just Wanna Rock" it's hilarious and I love how it shows Joe as an oridinary person. (But we all kno he's not XD)
>.<
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Tue Apr 29 '08 3:44:10 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
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mama M I built it on shrooms wit me mates, excellent vid, talk about havin balls kinda scuze me while i pass lol mental
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Tue Apr 29 '08 8:29:23 pm
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jblaze1
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Wow!!....I am so excited....
I needed a new amp for 2 years.All I had was a Line6 POD & a computer to play thru but it wasn't really very good sounding ,especially when you have to play it all thru the stereo system.I think some people know what I am talking about...Today I got lucky!!!..I found a All tube Peavey 5150 200 watt 2x12 combo for $450...I vowed to myself I would never own another solid state amp again.Things were looking pretty grim. I looked all over the area but I couldn't even touch a tube amp of quality for under $600...All the other amps were way out of my price range and all I had was $450 max.I talked them down from $599.It took a few walkes out the door then back in again to play the game but I really think I got a good price.
I played it for about 4 hours & no problems so far. Sorry about my rant but I haven't had a tube amp since 1994............What a difference in sound & long over due.Compliments of the U.S. Treasury dept B.T.W....Thank you Uncle Sam;)
jblaze
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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
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Joe,
Good luck, for today it's your first show in your Europe tour.
I hope you'll have a great time, and you'll make us have a great time too.
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Tue Apr 29 '08 10:03:38 pm
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