First of all: Coldplaylover....GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE, and why does Joe disgust you? Coldplay copied the song it's not Joe's fault, it's like someone robs a bank(coldplay) and the police (mr Joe) catches them, the robber disgusts me and the cop is just doing his job.

negative 10 degrees here, negative 30 windchill with VERY strong winds. FRICKEN COLD

I just got back from my family christmas party, on the way there we saw three cars roll over from going to fast then stopping and sliding off the road and flipping upside down. then on the way back we saw another rollover. FREAKING SLOW DOWN....YOU DON'T NEED TO GO 10 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE FULL OF ICE AND SNOW. and not to mention 4 foot high snow drifts pulling cars off the road like crazy snow monsters.

Little cousins can be really annoying, we slept over last night and this morning my 4 year old cousin used his new Indiana Jones sound effects WHIP to wake me up....most painful alarm clock in the world. then the snooze alarm was a Nerf dart gun to the back of the head at point-blank range....OW...

over all the party was fun, there is never a dull moment in a family get-together. it's fun having a big family. my mom had 2 sisters and three brothers, each one brings their spouse/girl/boyfriend and almost all of them have kids, so there are like 20 people in the house each one giving me presents, I made over $100 so thats nice.

all for now, I might think of something later so L8R >.< ^_^

MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE ^_^

Rollingstone .com oct 2007

Martin loves technology as much as Kip Dynamite — he and the band have spent hours on their computers referencing their favorite works, for their own sordid purposes.

Chris Martin .. “We can be working on something and go, ‘We should steal this from My Bloody Valentine and this from Rammstein and this from Jay-Z’s first album, and then listen to this classical piece by Holst,’ ” he says.

Hi everyone...sorry for being kinda quiet lately, but I've been on vacation visiting my family up in Northern California again...

I also went to three Black Crowes concerts at the Fillmore in San Francisco. They did five shows there; I saw the last three. They played seven hours of music -- 54 songs, no repeats -- over the three shows. To compare, I've seen Satch 22 times and have probably heard only ("only"...haha) 60 different songs. It's cool to see them mix things up as much as they do.

I had an amazing time. Last night Phil Lesh came out for the encore and jammed on Grateful Dead stuff with the Black Crowes for 30 minutes or so.

And there are more women at Crowes shows than there are at Satch shows, which is nice. I met a crazy one at Thursday's show (woohoo!)...she lives the next town over from my family, but I'm usually down in Long Beach so that doesn't mean much. Oh well...

Anyway, I'll catch up with posts after my vacation (Tuesday-ish)...I just wanted to stop by and say hey.

Cappy, yer a laugh riot! Yer problem is obvious...yer buying cans or bottles. You need to buy yer beer by the BARREL! Then, you get a nice long hose and hook it to the end of the tap. The other end, of course, goes in yer mouth. Just pull the throttle every time you need a drink. You'll get yer swerve on much more efficiently that way. Silly, silly man.

Alan, don't make me come over there!

Canadians favourite pastime........

Phil I'm still here....just reading and occasionally wading in to remind you all I'm still here and interested. I'm saddened by all this lawsuit stuff. Bored, I typed in the two words associated with the band into a thesaurus. If anyone can do better I'll be happy, but for now I call them 'Chillyparticipate'

Now for a confession, I quite like them, I see their point in the world of pop, and fair enough, the world is big enough to accomodate every taste in music. I even, at the behest of an ex, owned one of their CD's...I don't know which one....so obviously it didn't have that big an impact on me!

Now Joe playing, has a huge impact on me. It's not just about the music (although it's mostly about the music), it's about being interested in the music maker, and in this case the music maker happens to be a really nice guy. Oh enough...everythings been said!

On another note....I've made a pact with my children NOT to wake me at 4.15am on christmas morning. A little bit of negotiation took place I said 7.30 they said 7 so we settled on 7.15! I hate it because I have to wait for them to go to sleep so I can sneak into their rooms to fill their stockings and they're so bloody excited they're not asleep until 3am!!!!!!!

I think I'm just going to read posts for a while. Kind of hostile in here..lol.

Blue Moon - LMAO, good observation man

Have been watching the Deep Purple Saarbrucken (sp?) video - what a ripper - Joe is really on fire, but the whole band is in top form too IMHO. Amazing solo on the keyboards.

Merry Christmas Joe, to you and your family, thanks for the music, I am taking the ipod up to the mountains for Xmas, crammed with your CD's.

It's a hot 34 deg C in Melbourne BTW peeps.

SupaaDupaaDave, you mean like this?

Maritime--I would like to help you mend your nets so they are ready for Spring fishing.

The following are lyrics to a song for all the rugged individualists on this board.

"A winter's day in a deep and dark December. I am alone. Hiding in my room, safe within my room, I touch no one and no one touches me......I am a rock, I am an island........AND A ROCK FEELS NO PAIN AND AN ISLAND NEVER CRIES."

This was written by a singing/songwriting team who got their start in the 1960s...Any guesses?

there where more chickens than people.

Simon & Garfunkel "I am a Rock"

Help I'm a Rock, Help I'm a rock,Help I'm a rock FZ

Hey Peeps

Hope u are all doing well broke up for holidays today yihaaaaaaa 3 weeks off so might actually be able to catch up on things around here :) :) :)


Michelle read ur post about being on a Disturbed rush lately well i guess we do have good taste in music except i must say i dont dig that doof doof RnB stuff ya cat dont like either lol but my god the song Stricken has been thrashed lately bought 4 of their cd's and that song is just like he was inside my head when he wrote it ..


And anyone else here thought about if Joe wasn't doing the whole Chickenfoot thing what kind of album would be on the agenda next cause i have been thinking what it would be like to hear an album of Joe playing not just with his 1 of a kind emotion he puts across but something that is emotionally angry i think it would melt ur face off just a downright angry angry album like yeah Steal my Music Phuckersssssssssss i really hope this album does oneday come to fruition :) :)


Webmaster Jon any info on if you will still be doing the
UPCOMING CONTEST
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As is usually the case, we are putting together another simple giveaway contest that will get you copies of the new CD/DVD combo and an autographed insert. More details will be announced as we finalize it, so stay tuned!

Just curious Jon sorry if im being a pain in the butt i understand you have all been pretty busy lately finishing of the tour etc and having Joe in the Studio with Sammy and the guys but doesn't hurt to ask :) :) :) ..



Hey Joe i think u need a holiday and ZZ loved Skateboardin around Melbourne Oz :) :) :)




Well take care all and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and ur family ,friends etc.

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well...looks like I better start looking for another job...

my boss has been showing signs of not liking me for a while...

he is very very old fashioned...he didn't like it coz I juggled... I used to get a lift in with the warehouse guy...but robert changed his hours and said that I couldn't come in on the works van....

he doesn't like the fact that I like guitar music..and now...

Friday he calls me into the board room and shouts the roof off at me

why?

Because i put "regards Satriella"on an INTERNAL email....

he said that I was damaging the company reputation by changing my name and that I was a weirdo and he wasn't having it!...this is the mild version!

The thing is no one outside the company who is work related knows I changed my name...I very rarely put my ame on anything anyway...and if I did it would be no different to the person at the other end to when I took over the job and the name changed from my pre-decessor to my name.

Joe Satrini - Sorry to hear about your cat...wishing her well

Ibanez_god - Cinderella...hehe that was funny!