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biloriffo

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The only theory book that I found that mentions the Pitch Axis idea is the Schillinger System of Musical Composition. Have you used this method of composition in any capacity? If so, what parts did you find the most useful?
Mon Aug 13 '07 5:42:54 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Sigh...still home recuperating and I'm BORED silly....I'm trying to be good but my brother keeps hollering at me I'm doing too much =/

Wish I was contemplating heading for the LA show with my sweetie :) Sigh.................

I bet Joe and the guys are having fun getting ready for this short tour....it's coming up fast!!

And ooooooo, recording Nov/Dec for a new album, released maybe next March, touring after that....OOOOOOO we're so THERE!!! More to look forward to Joe!!! :)

Mon Aug 13 '07 6:06:17 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Beer contains female hormones


Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Mon Aug 13 '07 6:33:44 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Zinc, yer not making any friends here with that last one! lol!

Sandy, funny stuff there.

Edited Mon Aug 13 '07 11:28 am

Mon Aug 13 '07 6:56:33 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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HEY JOE!

In case you've run out of ideas for ZZ's next birthday, TRY THIS.

Mon Aug 13 '07 7:05:45 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Check this out man,i am going to do the brake pads on my formula mx man ,yeah the old brake cable was seized from no use right man ? so my mechani said fouck wolf2 i wont fix it unless i get you brakes so i said cool man!so he put a new brake cable on but it,s a big job like you have to take out the oil tank and line anyways the brake pads are acting funny from sitting and i dont know if you have ever rode a formula but they sound like your not even moving but your going fast! it,s too dangerous to have these screwey pads man im gonna have to order new brake pads and do it so now im going to look at it and check my ski-doo manual thats all im doing later wolf2 like if weget alot of snow it dont stop buddy! it,s nothing to spend a months money on riding it 1,000 bucks only that for riding were good later wolf2.
Mon Aug 13 '07 7:25:17 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Chadley, is THIS what yer families wardrobe consistes of? lmao!! Maybe you can find a little onesie for Loganberry :-)

Mon Aug 13 '07 7:40:07 am Set this message as last read

mcfee_joe

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Michelle your to funny! Thats what Cheese closet is going to full of........lol. Canadian eh

Cheese hun hope your feeling better and getting some rest.

Mon Aug 13 '07 8:02:56 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Conch - The Chadley linky, LMLSAO
Mon Aug 13 '07 8:08:00 am Set this message as last read

Blackheart1211
John Bishop
Greenville, MS
United States
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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Canadian, eh?
Mon Aug 13 '07 8:27:05 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Awww ffs!!! First I'm getting a maple leaf tattoed on my butt....NOW I gotta wear THAT stuff??? Noooooononononono!

You've both gone TOO FAR I tells ya!!! Chelle, remember u hate Canadians!!! As fer u Mcfee...yer feverish, but that's no excuse, LOL.....

Yes, better every day dear.....except I keep worrying about a certain someone and how he's doing.

I did love the balloon skate vid though chelle...EXCELLENT!!!!!

Mon Aug 13 '07 8:51:57 am Set this message as last read

BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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mikesb.............. you are ssssooooooooooooo lucky! Frank Marion's Juggernaut is one of my all time favorites!! Stories of a Hero has one of the best solos ever! It's right around the 6 min mark.

You lucky dog!!!!!!!

Edited Mon Aug 13 '07 9:01 am

Mon Aug 13 '07 8:56:14 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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BadNomad

This one aint too shabby either....

Mon Aug 13 '07 9:32:42 am Set this message as last read

mcfee_joe

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Better yet I will Cheese and Michelle a shirt that says I love Canadians eh with the flag all over it LOL.

Dont worry about me cheese I am a strong chicken Made of steal .......LOL

Mon Aug 13 '07 9:58:22 am Set this message as last read

icemanworld

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Hi ! I´m a big big Fan from Germany and my Question is. Did you come to Germany on your Tour? This year or next Year ?

I hope i can see you again.

Mon Aug 13 '07 10:13:20 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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wanna bet u can be melted Mr. Steel? :)
Mon Aug 13 '07 10:24:12 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Sotd

Andy Timmons - Groove or Die , so fun to play


Edited Mon Aug 13 '07 11:26 am
Mon Aug 13 '07 10:59:18 am Set this message as last read

BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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mikesb.......... that rocks to!!!
Mon Aug 13 '07 11:09:30 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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T, he only wants you to move to Canada so he can have a lil sum sum

Cheese, can you believe I went THERE!?!

lmmfao!!!

I need to go sit myself in the naughty chair. I've been baaaaad.

rotflmmfao!

edit: al, it doesn't matter if ya cut his head off on the vid, just scam the licks. LOL! Nice arse.



Edited Mon Aug 13 '07 11:31 am

Mon Aug 13 '07 11:26:47 am Set this message as last read

GoodSaintsman
Reily
Shreveport, Louisiana
United States
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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NOOOOOO!!

School starts tommorow...

I'm going into the 8th grade...

Mon Aug 13 '07 11:40:43 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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McKenna THIS is even more fun....
Mon Aug 13 '07 11:44:03 am Set this message as last read

BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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I got underwear thats older than that and still good!
Mon Aug 13 '07 11:44:44 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Nice arse.


and yea Andy is crazy good! his clean tone ont hat tele is amazing in the vid ^^
Mon Aug 13 '07 11:57:51 am Set this message as last read

IRuleYouDrool
Victoria Codella
Boont,

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roffler - it's my JOB to know you drool. :o)

-V

Mon Aug 13 '07 12:02:27 pm Set this message as last read

IRuleYouDrool
Victoria Codella
Boont,

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satriella - thanks for the words, girl. i appreciate it! :o) yeah, raining ropes; i use it because my friend said it once, and i wondered wtf it meant myself, and he said that it is apparently a french idiom. i don't know, because i definitely ain't french. be easy.

-V

Mon Aug 13 '07 12:11:50 pm Set this message as last read
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