michelle...I think it will continue to be known as Chromeboy even if it is a fused powdered aluminum coat/skin on Basswood, or maybe simply th JS2PRM....yup yer right Alumiboy, or Alumiman just doesn't work. Peace! yeah come on get happy!

Mister Joe Satriani....any thoughts on the perplexing problem?

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slanshroom...only 4 hours of sleep...zombie land!

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Zenfish....Eddie certainly has sum good stuff of legacy to leave behind....mon ami! Peace!

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TASTEY....please...do you have more nasty jokes...they're great....love Steve....Peace!

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jimbojim....and it comes with a flight case & special Chromeboy guitar stand for the US shipments....ooooooo

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noo vang....welcome!

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Clarky...I can see your predicament...squeezed for time...and all that crap...I hate being all jammed up....hope we get to enjoy one of your Masterpieces on the new T2J CD...Peace!

Hi everybody! Hi JOE my angel !!!! ................................................................................................... I noticed that most of you are very envolved in the T2J CD, that is great! I wish you nice work! ................................................................................................... Hi FINSTAD4 : I love every single JOE's song ! from the past I love specially "why", "I believe", "the crush of love", "summer song", "surfing with thealien", man! there are so many!!!! At this moment I'm crazy about the last album, and I listen to every day SEARCHING, ISTHERE LOVE IN SPACE, IF I COULD FLY, DISTORTION OF THE SOUL AND BAMBOO !!! these songs are amazing ! HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THEM? .................................................................................................... CHEESE 101: hEY you keep COMPLETELY INSANE, but VEEEEEEERY HAPPY ! I wish I were you in that month !! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :):) :) : .................................................................................................... HEY ATRIUM !!! WELLCOME !!! SOMEBODY FROM BRAZIL TOO! estou aqui há pouco mais de uma semana e consegui uma resposta do Joe logo no meu primeiro dia! foi muito legal! como o pessoal costuma dizer aqui : AMAZING !!! bater papo com o pessoal é muito legal, estou treinando muito o meu inglês, e a gente fica a par de tudo que está rolando ! vc vai gostar! bem vindo !!!! >..............................:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)...............

Atrium...welcome to the site....I think Joe mentioned releasing a new album somewhere in the area of this coming Fall!

Peace!

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estrela...hey, hey...how are you?

estrela

I do end up posting a lot of topics here - sometimes news, sometimes jokes.

VFRrocker

DO THE STU

Welcome Back to the Site !!

Hi ZINC MASTER ! glad to hear from you !!! I'm going to my home now (i'm at work), i 'll return in an hour! see you !........... I LOVE JOE, I LOVE THIS SITE, I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!! ...........

The Brain is a wonderful thing

You can read this -- trust me!

estrela

I hope you had a safe trip home.

Euphemisms for "Friend With Benefits"

5> Rosie Palmer's Stunt Double

4> Hump Day Helper

3> Pelvic Affiliate

2> Coalition of the Willing

and the Number 1 Euphemism for "Friend With Benefits"...

Zinc Master- about the "Brain is a Wonderful thing" - I think I've seen a similar article to that- I find that really interesting, because you read it the same speed more or less as you normally would. Thank you!!

TASTEY- whereabouts are you based? If you're in the U.S. I can't believe Wife Swap gets broadcast over there!

IbenezMike- hope you're still enjoying the G3 DVD!

Estrela, hi to you too, hope you are well!

Michelle- this computer is so ancient it is amazing it manages to crank itself up at all. But it certainly has a tremendous spirit, I'll give it that! LOL

Hi Joe, In future G3 tours have you considered having Michael Angelo Batio come play. His use of the double neck guitar as well as his over and under hand playing is awsome.

I think he would be great with you and Steve.

suzie2000: US northeast, yeah we have wife swap and trading spouses.....we have super nanny too which had a young English woman that goes to peoples house to train them how to discipline their kids etc....you have that? among tons of other reality shows...a few of my fave being Amazing Race, I so want to do that but you need a willing partner....Project Runway......Survivor(which i applied for and obviously didnt get picked)....embarrassed to say but i like American Idol too a little, mostly at the beginning to see all the people that think they can actually sing make fools of themself.

ZENFISH- We'll see! Keep writing cool tunes like that! I think they should go somewhere! and People will reall take to it! It sure has Emotion! Even just reading the music! Now that's Deep!........................Suzie, Yeah, it's 12 in the afternoon here! just a "few" hour's difference! Sorry to hear about your week. But I hope You are feeling much better! I also had a real rotten week! :-( And I have a doc's appointement today to. But it should pick up! Hopefully! Anyhow, Have a very nice evening, And just relax, and put the old feet up! And really, I mean that! I really do enjoy Your Music! great stuff! and soon, I am going to convert that into CD It will be way Cool! Talk to You later!..............................DOU THE STU- Right On! I am glad Your back! Should be some cool discussion's! Hope Your day wen't well!...............................CLARKY- I wish You a lot of great time's and Fun, On tour! Take care! :-).............................MARIMARI- Yeah, Sininnig star's can be seen! All around, and Nice whisper's of Cool Karma! Hope you are well today! I have doc's appointement in a few, I don't really want to go :-( Anyway, Hope Your day is well!.............................VFRocker, Thank's I am hanging in there! getting over a illness, But doin' okay! Glad thing's are great with You!..........................SteveeT- Howdy! How are ya' ? what's up?

Suzie2000

ibanezfox

WELCOME TO THE SITE.

Smith Retires As NFL Career Rushing Leader

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - NFL career rushing leader Emmitt Smith retired Thursday, calling his 15-year career "a tremendous ride." Smith, who starred for the Dallas Cowboys (news) for 13 seasons and spent the last two years with Arizona, made the announcement at the Super Bowl — a fitting spot for a three-time champion.

"I've given everything I can possible to the game, on and off the field," Smith said.

The 35-year-old Smith ran for 18,355 yards and 164 touchdowns in his career, both NFL records. He rushed for 937 yards and nine touchdowns for the Cardinals this season.

Tomjanovich Resigns As L.A. Lakers Coach

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. - Rudy Tomjanovich feels good about what the Los Angeles Lakers (news) accomplished during his brief tenure as coach. Problem is, he was unable to enjoy it while it was happening — especially in the past month when the stress of his job really got to him.

So Tomjanovich resigned Wednesday, vowing he'll never coach again.

"I was so proud of what we did. This isn't about that kind of stuff," Tomjanovich said at a news conference. "I looked at what we did and at times, I thought it was miraculous.

"A month ago, I became conscious of not feeling good. It just seemed like I got deeper and deeper into not feeling good. Why this happened now and why my body couldn't take it now, I do not have the answer.

"All I was thinking about was how to win the next damn game. I couldn't shut it off when I was away from the arena. It just kept wearing on me and wearing on me and my resistance got low and it hurt my health."

Tomjanovich went 24-19 as Phil Jackson's successor, with a revamped lineup built around Kobe Bryant. The Lakers' superstar guard has been sidelined the last nine games with a sprained ankle.

Included in Tomjanovich's record are the two wins the Lakers earned under assistant Frank Hamblen in games Tomjanovich missed this week because of a stomach virus.

Tomjanovich, 56, will remain with the Lakers as a consultant, mainly working as a scout.

He is finally gone !!!

Sammy Sosa Finalizes Move to Orioles from Cubs

TORONTO (Reuters) - Slugger Sammy Sosa (news) was introduced as the newest member of the Baltimore Orioles (news) after his trade from the Chicago Cubs (news) received the seal of approval from team doctors and MLB commissioner Bud Selig Wednesday.

Seventh on the Major League's all-time home run list with 574 and the only player with three 60-homer seasons, Sosa's move to Baltimore was finalized after the 36-year-old passed a physical and the commissioner's office gave its blessing to the complicated deal.

"Together, we've got a great line-up, and I'll have some good protection in the line-up," Sosa said on MLB.com.

"Whatever my new manager wants me to do, I'm here for the whole organization. I'm happy and I'm hungry."

Under the deal, the Cubs will send the All-Star outfielder to the Orioles for outfielder Jerry Hairston Jr and two minor league players.

The Cubs would also pay $12 million of Sosa's $17 million salary for 2005, plus $3.5 million as a severance agreement left over from an old contract, the Chicago Tribune reported.