Clarky
Paul Clark plays the organ, going blind www.paul-clark.com
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jazzy - and what about Vegina...
that could twist his perception when he hears someone declair that they are a veggie.. lmao..
Slansh - imagine if someone invented an engine.. completely clean... can be used to generate electricity or power a car just like a regular combustion engine.. and imagine if it ran on sea water... every oil Co on earth would ensure that it remained "un-discovered"...
your track: sounds fun... I reckon we can sort that...
Guys - I forgot to mention....
my biggun Lyx recorded his first ever track yesterday...
it was a rap track not a million miles away from the MM vibe..
he hummed and sang the parts, I did the programming and recording...
I thought it sounded pretty cool actually..
he still has to complete the lyrics etc...
he came home from school saying his music home work was "write a song..... etc etc "..
he said "dad... you know a bit about music, can you help.."
so today he gets to go to school with a mixed and mastered backing track on CD that is 100% original... lmao..
oh shit... if he gets the bug he'll be wanting studio time.. lmao..
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Why Men Pee Standing Up
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that,"
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."
"What's it called? Eve asked.
"Brains" God said.
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Mon Oct 11 '04 9:23:10 am
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Simon Granada, Andalucia Spain Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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jimbojim, do you have Vai's Live At The Astoria DVD? Tony MacAlpine plays an Atonal solo on that...I think it's at the beginning of Down Deep Into The Pain, and it's pretty awesome!
jelly man, dammit! I'm going to risk it and just put an online order on these things. Thanks for the warnings!
hoiguy, Joe's move to Peavey is good. I'm still undecided about his tone but it is growing on me. The main difference I hear is in the bass tones - Joe's tone is much more dynamic and open now, much fuller, and the Peavey sound has really maxed out his rhythm section, it sounds really fat and meaty. "Lifestyle" is a good case in point!
HAPPY CANADIAN THANKSGIVING to all you Joe fans from Canada!
Austin, AWESOME! You got Kenny-Wayne's new CD! i'm dead jealous, I can't wait to hear it!
TASTEY, I played News In Brief to a few relatives while I was visiting them this weekend. They all said your newscasts were really good and you sounded really convincing! See, I told you you sounded ace! hehe. Hope your new job is going okay!
Clarky, fair play man. But tell me, what would you say to a 6-year-old?
Somebody tell me, how did Christopher Reeve die? Was it in surgery or something? I knew he died but missed all reports!
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Mon Oct 11 '04 10:29:14 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Basically he died from falling off a horse a few years back - but "offically" Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore (or he fell and couldn't get up - he couldn't even push the button for Life Source - remember, "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!")
Someone should have rotated him - oops.
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Continued
He was 52. Reeve died Sunday of complications from an infection caused by a bedsore. He went into cardiac arrest Saturday, while at his Pound Ridge home, then fell into a coma and died Sunday at a hospital surrounded by his family, his publicist said
Maybe Lex Luthur exposed him to Kryptonite again
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beowolf
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Hi Joe,
My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.
"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.
Thanks Joe, be well.
Jim Russo
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beowolf
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Hi Joe,
My wife Leigh Ann and I have been through a tough time these last few years. We've spent the better part of the last six years trying to start a family but couldn't due to "unknown infertility issues." We finally gave up on IVF and moved on to an international adoption. It was a long process, but on June 2, 2004 we picked up our son Ryan Hyung Woo at the airport. He is such a great boy and has adapted so well. It's like he's always been here.
"I Believe" is my wife's favorite song and it's become our theme song throughout this whole thing. We're coming to the Beacon on October 16th and it would mean so much to her if you would play it.
Thanks Joe, be well.
Jim Russo
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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The Top Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell
"OK, Ashton, you can come out and punk me now."
"I carved this soap into a glue gun."
"This isn't the first gated community I've lived in."
"Kmart is marketing my shivs in eight designer colors."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell...
1> "I am NOT your bitch; I am my own."
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oO Nuno Oo
Andrea Preziusi Anagni, Frosinone Italia Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Salve, sono un ragazzo di 19 anni e sono innamorato di Joe.Purtroppo la mia famiglia non possiede molti soldi, soprattutto dopo la morte di mio padre più di 3 anni fa.Volevo chiedere al signor Joe Satriani se poteva farmi un regalo così importante per me da regalarmi Una delle sue chitarre, o comunque una copia, con sopra il suo autografo perché ne sarei molto molto contento.In tal caso il mio indirizzo è:
Andrea Preziusi
Via Paterno s.n.c.
03012 Anagni (FR)
Italy
Grazie e spero mi possiate accontentare.
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guitarzan522006
Derek Sellers Hanceville, Alabama United States of america Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hi Joe, I am a big fan. I have several of your Cd's and I have 2 G3 DVD's. I love to hear you play. You are so good and I hope to be as good as you one day. I have been playing for about 3 years and I was in an International Competition, and part of yours, and Steve Vai's somgs influenced the Song I put together for the competition. i hope to get to see you live sometime, because you are incredible. Music is my life and watching the G3 DVD's has helped me so much. I can just hear stuff that you have played and sometimes it will just come out. You and Steve are my favorites. I didn't know you gave Steve lessons, and he's awesome too. I just wanted to compliment you on your musical ability, and let you know I appreciate you. Sincerely,
Derek Sellers
aka: Guitarzan
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jodo
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Hi Joe,
I just wanted to thank you for the awesome Pompano Beach/Ft. Lauderdale, FL show and the autograph signing at MAE music store this past weekend. The whole night of music was just perfect (weather wasn't to shabby either). A three hour show, what a pleasure! Don't know how you have the stamina!
I have seen you live many times before (missed the last G3), and each time better than the last! But this was quite special meeting you.
You were also nice enough to also sign an autograph for my friend (also a guitar player) who is going through the worst time of his life now who was not there. I called him, and I can't remember him ever sounding happier when I told him you signed something for him too!!! You really brightened someones day that needed it!
And my friend that -was- there was so excited to meet you, she forgot to tell you her name to sign the autograph... well it was Michelle, the hot redheaded babe if you remember her. You made all of our day! And thank you for that.
As a guitar player, you have truly been inspirational to me.
I remember way back in an early Guitar magazine in the late 80s, a quote from Steve Vai, saying regarding Surfing with the Alien- The one guitar player thet sends chills up my spine (or something to that effect). I went right out and bought it when it came out on tape, then replaced it with CD, and almost permanently sits in my car CD player, and soon to be on my IPOD! Some of the new stuff sounded great! Need to get the new CD.
Well thanks again, Joe. See you again soon!
Jon Doranz
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
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ILoveThailand
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Yngwie Malmsteens 'prelude to April' sounds like something out of a kiddie christmas theme, "be good or santa is going to take you to Father Daniel" kind of thing. He still amazes me by his speed. that being said, he uses the same formula on every album. Redundant, it makes it!
clarky: He needs to learn about the 'vegina' when he turns 18. For now, I will keep on confusing him. Its cool how some things can be vegetarian and non-vegetarian at the same time.
damn, joe is playing some sweet stuff for EWJS. good job, master.
ps: Why the hell do people overdub a freakin crowd in their live albums. Kiss did that and I just realised that Shreddy Bear did the same. Its so freakin annoying.
Song of the day: Superman by Eminem
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Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Doesn't anyone know about whether you can get platinum passes/tickets for shows in England?
Sorry- don't wish to become a poster who posts the same thing over and over...
Had a really crap day at work today, just been watching Kill Bill to relax... (substitute "Bill" for "my boss" maybe and it would all be fine!)
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jelly man
Paul Huxley Guildford, Surrey England Plays: Bass (24 years)
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suzie2000 - there haven't been any Satriani gigs since the platinum passes were introduced- my theory is that it is unlikely, since most satriani gig places are standing, and that doesn't walk with rows... but it might happen...
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Sting_Crimson
Fabian Quillota, Quillota Chile Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Hi, I am a Chilean guitarist that with a group of friends we are interested in doing a G3 ... We want to ask for advices to you ... you are one of the best guitarists who exists in the world, and here in chile are anxious for the G3 that one comes on December 10 ... a question of a friend: Why do not invite formally Paul Gilbert to a G3?
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CHARZZY9
simon Aylward Bedford, Bedfordshire UNITED KINGDOM Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Hey Joe.
Sadly my husband missed your G3 tour in Birmingham U.K this year. The reason being that although his friend and he both had tickets his friend's dad was taken ill the day before and had to pull out of the trip to Birmingham. Unfortunatley we didn't have enough funds for me to accompany my husband so he also had to miss out. He was absolutley devastated. He has eat, drunk and slept Joe Satriani since we met seven years and a long time before that too.
I need to know if you'll come here again....He thinks not....I promise that if you do we'll certainly not miss the next one.
Cheers Charzzy9
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Cyber Alien
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Hey Joe...
REALLY lookin' forward to Thursday's show @ the Keswick! We will finally get to see an "Evening with..." show & can hardly wait! No luck on the aftershow giveaway (no luck for Ms UNderstood either), but we'll be hangin' by the bus afterwards & hope to get a picture & an autograph (or 2...). BEST WISHES ON THE ENTIRE TOUR!!!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, play "The Forgotten (Part Two)" @ the KESWICK THEATER this Thursday!!!
L8r... =o|-[ aka John
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Inrocknito
Germany Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hello @ all :)
I'm 18 years old and a Joe Satriani fan from Germany. I have an important question and hope that someone can help me. I am playing an Ibanez JS1000. But in connection with this guitar im using an amp including Marshall JMP-1 + Alesis Quaddraverb + Alesis Ra-100 with 2 marshall boxes. But by mere coincidence the sound really sucks and thats the crunching point. It's very disappointing that this sound is so bad when i am playing Satriani Songs like "Crush of Love" "All Alone" "Crystal Planet". :(
So my question is, what stuff is Joe Satriani playing ? I only know that he often uses Peavey stuff. Also i saw an amp on this page, called the "JRX" published by Peavey. Is Joe playing this amp, or a differnt one?
I would be very pleased if someone could help me, because i want to have a sound like Satriani. His sound is really really amazing :)
Greetz from Germany
Inrocknito
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Tobias Barnes Chicago, Illinois United States Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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A ti guey: Si va a hablrar mierda, has lo en ingles. No hard feelings Im just saying. LET IT BE KNOWN COMPA.
Lucy: Whats up! O que onda? Yo, aqui, trabajando. Orita voy a clase, tengo un examen de espanol pero no quiero hacerlo.
Every boddy else, what up?
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Tobias Barnes Chicago, Illinois United States Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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To all those people who have questions regarding that fanfare bullshit: I ordered tickets from them as well. They said at worst, the tickets will be available at the will call section of the theater the day of the event.
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juju808
Julie James Denver, Colorado Plays: maracas....
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ok so i know it isnt exactly the same style, but has anyone checked out the guitar work in the motorcycle diaries soundtrack? kicks ass! the only complaint i have about it is that i wish the songs were developed a bit more, instead of the 23 songs on the cd, it would be great if there was 13 full length ones! if you have the chance you should check out the movie as well... its amazing!
anyway... hope all in satchland have a good afternoon and all you up in the north enjoy the rest of your thanksgiving!
juju
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