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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Top Compromise Date Movies


5> Divine Secrets of the Full Metal Jacket

4> Terminator of Endearment

3> Indiana Jones's Diary

2> Alien Vs. Pret-a-Porter

and the Number 1 Compromise Date Movie...

1> How Stella Got Her Payback

Wed Oct 20 '04 5:29:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The GI Deserter


A GI deserter was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, " Please Sister may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later.

"The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way".

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said she understood.

The GI said "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen !

The nun replied, "if you had looked a little higher you would have seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen ! "

"I don't want to go to Iraq either!"

Wed Oct 20 '04 5:30:13 am Set this message as last read

tommerrick
Tom Merrick
Byron, IL
US
Plays: Drums (21 years)
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Saw Joe about 6-7 years ago in Milwaukke Wi at the Bradly center.... In the mail yesterday was a ticket from my brother.. A evening with Joe on the 26th at the Pabst Theater in Milwaukee Wi.... I can't tell you how fired up I was and am... hope to see a accoustic set....... see ya Tuesday...!!!
Wed Oct 20 '04 5:39:17 am Set this message as last read

Danooooooooooooooo

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Thanks Joe!!!! The Pittsburgh show was awesome! I loved the strange stuff. Hope to see more of that next year!!
Wed Oct 20 '04 5:56:55 am Set this message as last read

BluLight
Giovanni Lauro
Monfalcone, GO
Italy
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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Hi Joe from Italy! Can talk with you it's a very incredible possibility! Compliments for your incredible, original and "evergreen" inspiration! To hear an your album it's a very mystical experience...:-) I have a question for you Joe: do you accept student? (Or is only a dream...?)
Wed Oct 20 '04 6:39:35 am Set this message as last read

Adrianorb
Adrián Robles
Saltillo, Coahuila
México
Plays: Guitar (32 years)
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Cuthbert Michael Badnarik? Is he a candidate? If so, Why isn't he in the debates? I know there are "republican" "democrats" and "libertarians" What do libertarians stand for different from democrats and republicans?

Saludos amigo

Wed Oct 20 '04 6:53:59 am Set this message as last read

Shredinator
John Wooley
Houston, Texas
US
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Hi Joe, I'm sorry to say that I missed your show this time..reason being is that I was quite ill...and have been for some months..however..I was hoping that there might be a forthcoming DVD for this tour...? are you considering one..? thank you...God bless.
Wed Oct 20 '04 7:02:14 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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jazzzzzzzy i am not really into multi effects units.. all in one boxes ..never have the sound i am looking for. i like single pedals and rack gear. i guess i am old school.. loads of people do love the multi effects units. i wish they had all the sounds i needed it would make set up go that much faster..
Wed Oct 20 '04 7:05:05 am Set this message as last read

brownbow1955
dave schock
manheim, pa
us
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I attended the Joe show at Glenside last Thursday. Excellent. Too loud though, causes a lack of clarity. I wish all the pros would figure that out.

For those who are interested, here is an out of order playlist,I believe to be complete.Up in the Sky, House Full of Bullets, Psycho Monkey, Time, Gnahh, Hands in the Air, Is Ther Love in Space?, If I Could Fly (which was awesome), I Like the Rain, Searching (I thought a letdown), Bamboo, Hordes of Locusts, Sacth Boogie (closer), Lords of Kharma, Flying in a Blue Dream, Strange (Excellent), War, Motorcycle Driver, Cool #9, Moroccan Sunset, Starry Night (surprisingly great live as opposed to CD) , and The Traveller.

All in all a great show. It was good to hear the "rare gems" and the improvs.

Wed Oct 20 '04 7:41:32 am Set this message as last read

SolidAcid
Tim Leheny
Blackwood, NJ

Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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brownbow: I agree - there were a couple songs that were too loud and you couldnt hear his guitar too clearly - it was only from one of his guitars I noticed though. I got the platinum tickets and our guide said that Joe never does a sound check - so not entirely his fault (don't know why he doesnt though). Along with the bad mic on the drums that was shorting out, Keswick should do their own sound checks - heh.
Wed Oct 20 '04 7:46:16 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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Clarky: Lesbian videos bore me. Most of them are fake anyways. But I would not mind one with Jesse Jane and hehe, the redneck woman. Check out Jesse Jane. She blows the lives out of me.

Cuthbert: Mary Cheney is campaigning for her Dad and I didnt know that. JS_JS, youre free to vent out your "in the closet" steam out now...on Mary Cheney. hehe :o

Wed Oct 20 '04 8:08:32 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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woo hoo...red sox...yankees suck....had to say it....

jazzy: wranglers....come on.....the rest is ok, but wranglers...yikes...

Wed Oct 20 '04 8:17:29 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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Mikesb - I've just checked on the Malm web site... you are of course quite right... I've got my wires crossed....
and it has nothing to do with the bottle of Chardonay I desimated in less than 40 minutes last night... no lie... lmao...

I was thinking of Odyssey with Turner...

but in essence you see where I'm coming from..
let a true song-smith write the 'core' of the music and melodic content, then let Malm sort out the riffs and shreds...
and let Malm loose for the occasional crazy instrumental..
then things tend to work out better..

I actually really like Marching Out and Trilogy, however - musicianship not withstanding - it sounds like it was writen by 17 years olds that are into Dungeons and Dragons, Conan the ball bearing, etc..


cuthbert - ok.. she's not mega fit or anything.. but looks screwable..

I'd buy the vid... lol..


Jazzy - fake lessie flicks or real ones... lol.. I'm just fussy...

I have remarkably low standards and consistantly fail to achieve them.. lol..


Wed Oct 20 '04 8:18:01 am Set this message as last read

ILoveThailand

Plays: Other
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I say boo to the red sox...Go Twins!

Whats wrong with wranglers Tastey?

Clarky, you may like this website...

BSWING BSWANG

btw, where in the world is ZenFish? I could never understand his posts but he made up for it by his Bswing Bswang thing. I laughed my ass off!

michelle: going thru post concert depression? I go thru that every time I see a good concert.

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Wed Oct 20 '04 8:46:10 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Clarky, Yes I have also found that anything Malm related goes down better with a little Chardonnay LMAO. YJM , who himself prefers red, looks like he oughta cut back a little!! He is starting to have a bloated look similar to the last cover appearance of Rory Gallagher on the guitar mag covers ( I am thinking of the "Guitar World" issue where Viv Campbell interviewed Rory, one of his Irish heroes). Rory as we know had advanced liver disease at the time and ultimately passed away far too young. Rory RIP.
Wed Oct 20 '04 8:51:21 am Set this message as last read

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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shit, we game 'em Loaiza for nothin'
Wed Oct 20 '04 9:00:07 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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jazzy: wranglers....i guess it makes me sound bad, andi dont mean to come off that way...but unless you are livin on a farm wrestling pigs and riding horses, most hot chicks might be wearing calvins, guess, ralph lauren, levis or if you have some cash....seven or some big designer.....

and o my God...bswing...bswang...how fuckin funny is that...roflmfao....

Edited Wed Oct 20 '04 9:09 am

Wed Oct 20 '04 9:06:43 am Set this message as last read

McDave

Cook, MN

Plays: Guitar (40 years)
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Go...Boston Red Sox !!!!
Wed Oct 20 '04 9:07:20 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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YEAY SUPAADAVE!!!!!...

GO RED SOX....BIG GAME 7 TONIGHT...

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Wed Oct 20 '04 9:11:45 am Set this message as last read

TASTEY

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OOPS...double post

go red sox!

Edited Wed Oct 20 '04 9:12 am

Wed Oct 20 '04 9:11:45 am Set this message as last read

Do The Stu
Austin Lewis, III
Costa Mesa, CA
United States
Plays: Bass (25 years)
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Go Yankees!

Fretslayer - Welcome back... :-)

...Austin...

Wed Oct 20 '04 9:25:39 am Set this message as last read

jemvai
jason ford
houma, la
u.s.a
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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joe i hope to meet you at the house of blues in new orleans i have rare picture that i want you to autograph for me it would realy mean a lot to me.i have waited for years to see either you are steve vai in concert.and to meet you.i hope to get to meet you on oct.29 04.well gana go know your busy.
Wed Oct 20 '04 9:30:31 am Set this message as last read

achoo
Tobias Barnes
Chicago, Illinois
United States
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Jazzzzy: You lucky bastard. You deserve it though man. The Satch gods are watching over you. I'm relitavly young,24 years old. Lovin' satch since before I could play. First Satch song ever heard was summer song on that Sony commercial in the early 90s. I was about 11 1/2. And I was born in the barrio/ghetto. Not a lot of Satch lovers out there or guitar players. Lot of weed thogh to practice and zone out with. Ha HA!

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Wed Oct 20 '04 9:33:20 am Set this message as last read

amberfalls
Amber Falls
Lombard, IL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Well, I'm going to see Satriani here in Chicago on Friday! I just can't wait. I 've been strumming for years but didn't really take a true interest in the guitar until about a year ago when I decided to tackle lead. I realize now that years of mainstrean pop and techno had really blinded me from seeing the true musicians in our world. This man's sick! (and I mean that in a good way) My husband turned me on to Joe and now I can't get enough. I've tackled lick for lick Hendrix, pretty damn good for a girl, but playing like Satriani may be a unreachable dream. I'm sure gonna give it hell, though! Nothing else to say but "WOW". I can not wait for Friday. Satch is my god.
Wed Oct 20 '04 9:38:42 am Set this message as last read

achoo
Tobias Barnes
Chicago, Illinois
United States
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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Welcome amberfalls. Cool name, it has a nice ring to it. Yeah, everybody over here is anticipating the Chicago show. I won't be there on Friday but I will be on Thursday and Saturday. Some people on this site will be there all three shows. once again welcome aboard
Wed Oct 20 '04 9:52:17 am Set this message as last read
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