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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Well peeps its adios for me till the flip side....my very best to you all... take care & safe home

Joe Satriani:Less said about the tail end of this year the better.Thx again for this great forum & all its amazing peeps.I wish you well for 2009 with Chickenfoot & all it may bring

Slan t all x

Sat Dec 20 '08 7:28:10 am Set this message as last read

Foreigner_2
Cristóbal Faśndez
Santiago,
Chile
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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JOE DEBES VENIR A CHILE PORQUE MUCHOS TE ESTAMOS ESPERANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SALUDOS

Sat Dec 20 '08 9:04:39 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $1000 bonus.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China.

If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan,

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan,

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea and none of it will help the Australian economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, and poker machines since these are the only products still produced in Australia.

Thank you for your help.

Kevin Rudd & Wayne Swan . ( Australian Prime Minister & Australian Treasurer)

Sat Dec 20 '08 9:05:11 am Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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Time for a name change....
Sat Dec 20 '08 9:11:24 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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...Hey we had a snowstorm lastnight,hey joe and it was about minus30 celsius this morning around minus 24 I went trail riding on my formula mx works great bro the thing is Is i thought I only went through the bush to the lake and turned around man I dont know where the hell I went but my oil injection was down more then a bottle of oil,no shit! and my riary valve oil is down about halfway filled it all up hey bro good riding theirs about 3 or 4 feet of snow in the woods where i was wherever the hell i was,this thing works better then ever since i rebuilt my tm flatslide race carburrerors with the needle and seats from denniskirk in minnesota and i am in canada right bro well you know where apslye you have een here I only have one bottle of castrol super snowmobile oil left then I start using my shell nautilus no smoke oil but im serious where I was in the woods in the bush off the trail on the side was about 5 feet of snow no shit nuts hey ,my formula is working good that greased rear suspension the new front shoclk and spring on the right hand side primo buddy anyways more coffee wolf2.
Sat Dec 20 '08 9:27:34 am Set this message as last read

Railton
Mark Railton
Denmark
Plays: Guitar (16 years)
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Hey! I got guests, since its my birthday. 16 years YEAH!! :D. I just stopped by to say hi!

Bye

Sat Dec 20 '08 9:54:03 am Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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In some countries like Afghanistan, Pakistan and other parts of Asia and many countries in Africa IT IS ALMOST ILLEGAL TO BE BORN & GROW UP FEMALE! Why wasn't I born in one of those countries--I would have been dead long ago! What's one more female corpse??!!

I do have hyperthyroidism and take 2 prescription meds for it and 2 years later I was diagnosed with clinical depression and take 2 to 3 meds for that. Also high blood pressure and take another med for that. How many more meds are doctors going to pile on before I go backrupt? This is not sustainable. But it is typical USA half-assed medical treatment. What am I supposed to do go find a doctor in France or Spain or UK or The Netherlands or Germany or Denmark or Belguim or Sweden or Norway or Finland or Switzerland or Italy or Greece or Portugal or Canada to help me? If I go to another country I may not come back to US.....

GoldenGirl2

Sat Dec 20 '08 1:06:24 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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did you hear that brian ellis on the radio say your in danger! thats the royal canadian mounted police telling me that because the opp cant do their job oh well all we can do is be ready or dead police guns who the bill lumsden iga meat head ha the cops pull his record come up mental heatlh act several times hes around,who elsedont worry I am good you know something until now my psychatric conditions stay private with the psychaitric hospital and the judge or just the hosioptal part of my senetencing like what i picked wass realease the information to police they think their smart ,im not mental no mental in my body they dont even know what it does well one of the things it does it lets me never be arrested if i dont want to any gun can be used anytime with them knowing no buissness of mine is llowed to know or anyone i work for it does more it because im capital goverment they call it chestnut when fedral employees tell them to let the police know buissness when the cops know i can never be held in a psychaitric hospital and the actual goverment considers me rcmp later wolf2.
Sat Dec 20 '08 1:31:48 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Wow...

WTF is so bad about being a girl? Girls are beautiful creatures! It's a 50/50 crap shoot when yer born. Yer either male or female. You should just be happy your not stuck in transgender hell!! THAT life sucks. So you have so medical problems. Don't we all? If you let them run your life, that's just what they're gonna do. There are people with far more life threatening ailments who are living life to the fullest. It's not easy, but it is possible. You live in Cali. I'm pretty sure yer not stuck in a blizzard like half the U.S. Get outside and DO something! Take yer husband for a walk around the block. Go out to the music store and get yer mind off of life. Read a book! Go out for a nice dinner. Get a bunch of teenagers to have band practice at yer house! That'll rattle yer thoughts for a few hours. Personally, I have 1,947 problems at the moment. The first and foremost one on my mind 24/7 is my step dad battling cancer. His treatment is not pretty in the least. When I think of what he has to go through every day, it kinda makes all my silly little shit seem pretty pathetic.

Anyways, I'm off to do happy Christmassy thangs! Peace out!

Sat Dec 20 '08 1:51:10 pm Set this message as last read

fatape
craig
North Lambton/Newcastle, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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GG2:- Please do not be offended by what i am about to tell you, but here in Australia we have a verbal expression we like to use to encourage anyone who is feeling sorry for themselves. "HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!!". Hope that helps! C'MON AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat Dec 20 '08 2:04:53 pm Set this message as last read

aussiefudd
Big Bad Wah-bit swayer
New Lambton, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (39 years)
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fatape: and then there's, "build a bridge"... and did you get your Satchurator yet.

Edited Sat Dec 20 '08 3:56 pm
Sat Dec 20 '08 3:54:07 pm Set this message as last read

anibur

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I love the way you lay it down Michelle....go get em...!

Phil, sending good vibes for your puss cat, aaahhhh.......what colour is she?Luv anibur******

Sat Dec 20 '08 3:55:53 pm Set this message as last read

GoldenGirl2
Millicent Moritz
Santa Clara, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (15 years)
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Wolfie--Let's go to the Psychiatic Hospital together. We both have mental and physical (brain) blocks that people just don't understand. Sad, people just don't get it... And so the stigma goes on in the 21st century.

fatape--Been there done that! No help there!

Michelle--I been doing things with my Steve, like goin out to dinner and going for walks. Have you ever felt like your feet weighed 500 lbs. each? Have you ever felt like your head was a bowling ball? Have you ever felt so dizzy, you can't stand up? Try that on and see how it feels! The damn doctors don't know what to do with me! Do you get the picture or do I have to draw one for you?!

Peeps, you that are healty be grateful every day that you are able to go places and do what you want without restrictions. You never know when or where you may lose that precious health all of a sudden or even gradually.

GoldenGirl2

Sat Dec 20 '08 5:23:17 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Now I gotta throw down...

GG, part of my 1,947 problems ARE health problems, but I don't feel the need to tell everybody about them. That's my bidness and I keep it that way. You don't have to draw a fucking thing for me. I get it, and I know what it's all about! Don't throw shit out if you don't know who yer talking to. We ALL suffer in some way, be it mentally or physically - or both. THIS isn't really a helpline, it's a music forum. We ALL have our moments as friends here on t2j when we need support from each other. Most of us who post to you have tried to support you, but yer last few posts were waaaay to much over sharing! There are forums where talking about yer va-j-j and sex life are appropriate. This really isn't one of them. Dudes don't wanna talk girlie problems. I kinda don't wanna either. Is it possible to get psychotherapy along with yer drug therapy, because one really isn't good without the other. Maybe that will help you more with working things out. Sorry if I've pissed you off, but c'mon Milli, you know this just ain't the place for that.

Sat Dec 20 '08 5:55:57 pm Set this message as last read

Tuesdayschild
Victoria
Northern Ireland
Plays: Vocals
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Mmmmn, depression is shit. I'm a widow due to it - eighteen months ago my husband was successful at attempt No. 9....

Milli....try Womens-health.com....or Uncommonforum.com/depression for some good specific support. I hope that's of some help to you.

Phil....thinking of your cat...poor thing

I don't know about you guys, but I'm finding Guns and Roses Chinese Democracy just more and more listenable to the more it's on! I'm still not keen on Axl's vocals...but I'm loving the way the songs are constructed and Bucketheads guitar work....amazing! Is there anyone else who, like me, at first wasn't sure then it grew on them? Amongst my circle, it seems to have that sort of growing effect.

Listening to G.N.R Track 10 'Sorry'

Edited Sat Dec 20 '08 6:48 pm

Sat Dec 20 '08 6:47:37 pm Set this message as last read

Skippygirl

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JoeSatrini - love to your cat, hope she picks up.

Railton - happy birthday mate!!!! Rock hard.

GG2 - hang in there, keep postiive, think of the things you can be grateful for even if some shit is happening. Make a list, you may be surprised how long it gets.

Sat Dec 20 '08 8:01:47 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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why hello there! how is everyone?

there was no snow then i go to sleep and wake up the next morning to 3 freakin feet of snow... boy was that fun to shovel.

got stomach flu and an ear infection all at the same time... so im not to great.

hope all is well!

JOE SATRIANI hope everything is going ok for your. hugs to you and the family!

Sat Dec 20 '08 8:10:08 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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jimini
Sat Dec 20 '08 9:18:08 pm Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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ibanez_god: Good for Joe-ish sounds? Oh, and I like the Queen :)
What the 'eck is going on? I leave you lot for a day and now your saying 'spifflicate' 'jimmini' and 'cricket'!!! (and before you ask, yes I am British, but no I have no idea how cricket works...)

Listening to: Luminous Flesh Giants by Joe
Sun Dec 21 '08 2:48:48 am Set this message as last read

El Nicko
Nick
Christuchurch,
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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"Blimey"

- That's a good'n

Sun Dec 21 '08 3:29:49 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey shhhhh! I got kind of lucky with the hunting knife and the assessment.You see the justice of the peace in the courtroom is the one like the cops same cops as the commit hunting knife tried to chrage me this one time thejp looked everything up and forced me to own rotax engines for medical purposes,because i need and require things from their movement now he did sort of remeber me because when the crown attorney said even though buscema doesnt need mediction he wants it the jp said this is frank buscema the smartest man in the country even though it,s ilegal I will force it and frank wont make anyproblems he did not remeber the time Im aloowed with no rotax engine though the crown attorney phoned the jail asking me not to kill evans the cop that kepet commiting me he said he has a disorder hes ilgenic and dont kill him please so I said yeah asside from that because I am army one jim evans is under contract from the u.s.army to do medical at that time it had nothing to do with the people commiting me aking for an officer i know i know every officer I run the police force and own it.I am trying to figure out what nice thing I can do for r+j machine you see my engine needed rebuilding it needed crank seals screamed and reved high because the were leaking and new bearing the jp said the bearings were real important so when the rebuilt it I had mach1 bearings used,buddy I am so lucky he did not incarcerate me for not haveing an engine going later wolf2. and something nice for dennis kirk but I do own dennis kirk later wolf2.
Sun Dec 21 '08 4:28:29 am Set this message as last read

Igneousiceman
Is Satchurated Vox JS-DS #009473
UK
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Edited Sun Dec 21 '08 4:44 am

Sun Dec 21 '08 4:43:40 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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Cheese - thanks TS. She's my furry friend. I appreciate the post. I hope the vets wrong and maybe I can have a christmas miracle

Anibur - thank you. She's a tabby, and she's lovely.

MIchelle - sorry, my cat thing really is quite insignificant in comparison to most things. (like you) I keep my major sh** off the board. My cat though is 'the straw that broke...' of 2008 I think. Is pops (in law) doing any better? Good wishes to you all

TuesdaysChild - hey V, thank you too. Think you've been a little quiet lately, hope all is well with you

SkippyGirl - thanks S, kind of you. I have fingers and everything else crossed

JustJoan - thanks for the email, I have replied

! Thanks ladies ! x

Sun Dec 21 '08 4:54:15 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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In an attempt to lighten the mood a little, here are some "funny" (in the main) vids I have been uploading:

Marbles

G W Bush

Lifeguard Break

Snow Plow

Pub Drive

Christmas Lights .... must have cheap electric : )

Latest cell phone

Why ladies like catalogues?

Cold morning

Console abuse ... from the BBC?

Kazoo Concerto

The Shed

Secretary returns to work after a long time away

.... and finally!

Electricity Worker ... blimey! Balls of steel!

Sun Dec 21 '08 5:20:05 am Set this message as last read

Dennisboi
Rhys Dennis
swansea,
wales
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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WOW JOE this site is the best its full of everything.. im a new member and glad to be one!! if it wasnt for you i wouldnt have started playing the guitar 8 years ago . so all i can say is ROCK ON JOE
Sun Dec 21 '08 5:47:44 am Set this message as last read
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