The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband
I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife,
I'd drink it."
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on
the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That
depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or
your mistress."
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"He had delusions of adequacy."
Walter Kerr
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"He has
all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." Clarence Darrow
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"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest
Hemingway).
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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain
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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his
friends.."
Oscar Wilde
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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to
Winston Churchill
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"Cannot possibly attend first
night, will attend second .... if there is one."
Winston Churchill's response
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"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you
here."
Stephen Bishop
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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
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"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb
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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in
others."
Samuel Johnson
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"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
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"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded
easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?"
Mark Twain
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they
go.."
Oscar Wilde
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"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts ... for support
rather than illumination."
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't
it."
Groucho Marx