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Edited Tue Feb 26 '08 12:44 am
Sat May 19 '07 12:54:51 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.Hey thats right my babe christine cop chic distant is nothing,thats right! thats the one you told me lets little things play with her and when im their we make her stay away i knew it was her even though she,s kind of sluty she is still reinforced body like a good cop chic she probaly will catch something from that guy man like i said i seen him going up the road with that whole suburban full of girls before man ,dont want nothing from any 2 or 3 inch man ,oh mine got a little itch herpies you think? your wrong herpies creme will take it away but thats not what it is i got from my first girlfriend michelle pfiffer man it,s a blond sore man no shit it,s from her blonde being so powerful is what it is i get some from my blonde cop chics to no shit it,depend on how potenet her blonde is yeah the radio the car stoping at my driveway and leaving you knew the little tramp was gonna see me yep distant is nothing! to bad shes like that nice cop chic man! beback in a bit wolfie
Sat May 19 '07 2:28:00 am Set this message as last read

satrionic1
J. Emir Satriani
San Francisco, CA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Hello Mr. Satriani. You know my email address. Can you please tell me the exact date and hour about your place landing on İstanbul. i have to meet you there. This is my only chance sir. i'll be waiting. Told couple of times but i love your art more than anything on earth. You are the greatest artist of all times for me. and i have to meet you. thanks a lot. All the best for you and your family.
Sat May 19 '07 2:54:18 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey i hope you cop chic,s werent reading this a few years ago ,about kingston penitentiary sexy well it talked about my job thier! yeah it all started with red one day in seg block he said frank man you look like you use to be a real shit kicker man when was the last time you worked out i said about 7 years ago,he said man you have a really nice body ever thought about working here? he said i get paid 80,000 dollars a year he said get a pardon and come work here he said man im pretty sure you could guarantee yourself a job here by passing a weight test frankand this bugging me to work their from him lasted about 4 weeks tehn the cop chic,s started on me with all the questions and paerwork like evey 2 days at my cell filling out eveything for a job their my starting pay is 69,000 dollars a year if i want to work their then within 9 depending on how much weightlifting i do for the job it goes to 92,000 no shit! anyhow oh working their wouldnt be a problem a place to stay until i got paid wouldnt be a problem either i would just call or use my computer and go i need all the chic,s that frank and whic ones place can i stay at might have to take turn,s anyhow thats something different from what i was actaully thinking about . .you know how it does that real bad gangster wolf2where i wake up go outside take care of buissness come home go back to bed like i was never out!,and cant remember any of it and we do it babe!,well anyhow man it was doing that in kingston penitentiary man the correctional babes of mine would be waiting i would wake up tottaly different guy total different part of my brain working gangster only you know the chics would open my cell we would do it,took a few year to remeber that hey i remember one chic standing at my cell at night man telling the other chic,s this is my favourite guy in the whole world man he wakes up at night wants to out and do stuff tottaly different frank though im just gonna open his cell and watch how he is with me ,but dont tell anybudy we do this to him so i think the other cop chics agrreed i remember tehm going her going frank when i was back in sleeping going you ar so nice to me when you do that just be creful when your on the street man your only allowed to kill stuff you pay through the govermentthe other ones going alright im doing cars watch out for cars mani had this one blonde one she woke me up just normal sleep she said dont tell anyone man but i love you she said manwhen you get up come out we do it and talk you say the nicest shit to me in the fouckn world man tehn you wablle back to your cell i make sure you go back to bed and i lock it again cool hey my cop chic,s caught me a few time down the street nice big wolf2 for her i can see it alittle bit later wolf2.
Sat May 19 '07 3:23:54 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Man i remember alittle bit about one night man i remember pratle man i remember a brunet cop chic i remember doing herand going this things getting like 19 inchs or more is perfect thne i remeber my staright blonde hair one man she was about 22 or 24 good chic,s man later wolf2.
Sat May 19 '07 4:13:39 am Set this message as last read

BorgAngel
Wouter Nieuwe Weme
Enschede, Overijsel
The Netherlands
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Can't wait till the new Surfing With The Alien album comes out :) I can do Always With Me Always With You of the album. The song that (together with Flying In A Blue Dream) made me fall in love with your music.

Thanks Joe!!! Keep rocking!

Sat May 19 '07 4:25:58 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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That little cop chic with her .yeah herped is ,i remember that i took a look at it she,s fine this little thing i get isnt herpies man i had it tested like 16 years ago man well pfiffe michelle pffifer told me it wasnt herpies man so i was all worried so i had a little sample taken right ,my doctor said i had done potent blonde more tthen 70 time,s atleast he said man it will just go away he said she is so potent man it just overides your brown man it,s o potent man that like thiers that plus she turned the hair on the top sides of my arms blonde and the bottom brown and one cop chic,s preetty potent two i know whic one she put,s blonde hair,s in my mustache man no shit!later wolf2.
Sat May 19 '07 4:34:35 am Set this message as last read

jeremywills
Jeremy Wills
Live Oak, Texas
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Joe! waiting for this new release is killing me

the alien is my #1 favorite song, trust me every other song you have written or will write one day is so tied for second place but surfing is the # one, always has been, this is so cool to look forward too, gonna have to get it ASAP from somewhere the day of the release, even sooner as I know of some sources..... umm yea I have probably said a bit too much.... :( dont be mad at me Joe if I do get get an early grasp on one

D Addario, Go Spurs Go! wow what a final game, the Suns can say all the crap they want, my boys finally woke up and played the way they should have been playing all those games. Amare could have shown some class, nope he didn't, kinda already knew that when he said what he said before though ;)

Sandy, grrr we keep missing each other, sorry I wasn't around earlier to chitter chat with ya, maybe later

Kayla, I did get that email, wow, what else right? seesh, sorry dude about all that bad info you dropped on me and I hope you rest up and the bruises are not that bad. Did the Bike survive?

Trace, Its great to hear your pops gotten better, he sounds like hes got a strong will and good family around him, always a good thing to drive you forward against the odds.

Js1200, why the last posting? just curious

Any and Everyone else around here, new and old, Have a wonderful weekend, I know your all just as impatient as I am about that new Surfing release :)

(Joe, don't forget Tejas on your next USA round of giggin)



Edited Sat May 19 '07 4:39 am

Sat May 19 '07 4:37:00 am Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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sometimes i wonder why we wonder at!
Sat May 19 '07 4:38:44 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Hi ho silver
Sat May 19 '07 4:59:41 am Set this message as last read

njbeast
David Wren
Manchester,
UK
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Wow..... Peeps I have woke up with the crazyest head cold this morning and I am giging tonight..... I feel like poo.......

ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO GET THOUGH IT WOULD BE GRATE??????

Any of you Satch fans in the Hyde, Manchester area, Please get your Ass's down to the Cheshire Cheese Pub, Market Street, Hyde. For some fun,

Take Care, Dave x

Sat May 19 '07 5:23:55 am Set this message as last read

rubina600
mark greed
kettering, northants
england
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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hi joe its mark ,rubina 600 hope i can get tickets to see you in englang on the 27th if not i obviously will be gutted,but never mind i can only dream.
Sat May 19 '07 5:40:16 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.THEIR IS JUST NO WAY NORTH BOUND COP CHIC ,listen man that guy is slimey what did you do programe the radio dude? do him let him play with you last night then radio me yeah im gangster so stay put ,just listen man i really dont like that man ! it can cause problems i dont mind doing it yes you need your,s the little things that play with it isnt! but listen man it has to be secure!!!!!the pratles and you chic,s has to be secure man i dont want to do it after a little things been in their or you have been payed with so much you act weird it will cause problems man like tina problems secure girl is the only way! later wolf2.
Sat May 19 '07 6:00:50 am Set this message as last read

MidnightExplorer

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This is a Joe Satriani website, if you'd like to talk about other things forever go to another website instead.
Sat May 19 '07 6:41:37 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
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This section is sort of a free-for-all stream of consciousness that all registered members can post to.
Sat May 19 '07 6:50:35 am Set this message as last read

jeremywills
Jeremy Wills
Live Oak, Texas
USA
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and hello to you..... mr explorer ;)



Edited Sat May 19 '07 6:52 am

Sat May 19 '07 6:51:22 am Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
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... meant to add "so there :-P" at the end too ;)
Sat May 19 '07 7:06:33 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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.Yeah that,s right there prez check out ,out! yeah im putting them out again today same as i did last year man i think my monoih is bothering me my throats sore man has been for like a week man mono man !my kissing disease man you know how i got that! that chic you wont tell me the name of my girlfriend the one that rides the whit harley !i got it and shes got it this time i got it from my cop chic with the guy! the one i was confused about!dont worry your mine after all where else can you show up at your boyfiends when he prattling and talk french all night until morning cant talk french mow thats over for a while it must have been due no it isnt mono man it,s monoih it,s called it,s more of an elegant blend of throat mixture from a babe that does it dont care their going out again the cigarettes later wolf2.
Sat May 19 '07 7:25:32 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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well well well whos a moaning michael
Sat May 19 '07 7:25:33 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hey Joe how are ya? I hope your well! Hows life treatin ya? Good I hope. Hugs to ya Joe.. and hugs to the family.

Jeremy- I havnt decided if I feel worst today than I did yesterday.... I think the crash affected my imune (spelling) system as well..ya know from the shock..... cause I started getting sick last night now I feel like CRAP.... and on top of that my body hurts. I hardly EVER crash when I ride.. Iv crashed maybe 6 times the whole time I have been riding... so crashing the other day shocked me so maybe thats what did it.

oh my gosh its raining here and its sooooooooooo cool! I LOVE it when it rains here...its so pretty! I LOVE Thunderstorms.... god I hope it rains ALL DAY!

LUBS YOU JOE

Sat May 19 '07 7:31:19 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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Just like lighntning eh?
Sat May 19 '07 7:33:26 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Just look up :-)

Sat May 19 '07 7:35:07 am Set this message as last read

shredguy

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Joe, please come to Guam and the Philippines!
Sat May 19 '07 7:35:51 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
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Its So Good, Just Look Up, Forgotten PT 2

= )

Sat May 19 '07 7:40:16 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
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new bike crash discovery.... my ribs hurt..... noticed that when i coughed... : (

this blows batman..... it really really does. haha...

oh well...its a beautiful rainy day and I got Joe : D

Edited Sat May 19 '07 7:45 am

Sat May 19 '07 7:45:21 am Set this message as last read
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