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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Couple Sentenced for Hiring 16 Year Old Son a Stripper

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A couple pleaded guilty Thursday to hiring a stripper for their son's 16th birthday party and were sentenced to two years probation.

Landon and Anette Pharris, who were charged with contributing the delinquency of a minor, also were ordered to take parenting classes.

The parents hired the stripper to perform at a September party attended by about a dozen young people.

Cassandra Joyce Park, 29, who police say used the stage name "Sassy," danced for a few hours before partygoers took up a collection and paid her $150 more to fully disrobe, Anette Pharris said.

The stripper and the man she was with were also granted probation.

Police were tipped off to the party by a photo developer at a drug store who saw pictures of the occasion.

Pharris said after being arrested that she tried to do something special for her son.

"We even had grandpa there," she said.



fitting for an 1800th post - huh ??

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 11:16 am

Fri Jul 8 '05 11:16:08 am Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Cuth: I see your point man, but actually the attacks of fundamentalist Islam that we are seeing now are actually not the result of western interference, but are actually the death throws of a dying indeology desperate for attention. I was in a sociology of religion class a year or so ago in college and we studied Islam in depth. Basically the bulk of the argument is that in the middle ages and slightly later, Islam had made it's way deep into western Europe, encompassing lands all the way up to Spain (if I remember correctly). Even though Islam rulled western Europe, it allowed non beleivers to exist peacefully with out changing their way of life. Since then, Islam has been pushed back into the middle East. Fundamentalism exists because Islam (as a conquering force) has lost and failed in consuming the west, so the only way it can attempt to look powerfull is by gaining attention from terrorist acts that allow the fundamentalists to appear powerful or dominant over the west. It's just a show for their supporters. Fundamentalists want what Hitler, Stalin and Musolini wanted...power. They want to gain supporters, and have their ideology dominate the world. So in reality, the actions of any western nations have little to do with the actins or intentions of fundamentalism. That's the bulk of the reason for terrorism in Islam. Basically we see the same the same thing (though less violently) with all fundamentalist sects of religions. For example, fundamentalist christianity developed out of the belief that the ideology of christian morality was loosing, so a stronger more furvent mesage had to be crafted to gain attention. Anyway, I'm exhausted.....no more unhappy stuff from me haah! Only music for a while. I don't want anyone to think for a second though, that I'm pissing on anyone's religious beliefs. There are plenty (probably) a majority of believers in Islam that do not believe in the tactics or ideology of fundamentalist Islam.

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 11:35 am
Fri Jul 8 '05 11:29:44 am Set this message as last read

VFRrocker

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Hey guys,

Fabollox I am totally with you dude a lack of respect is the underlying problem behind the main problems of modern society. I am saddened that a fundamental building block of 'civilisation' is so notably missing in so many sections of our world. There was a lot to be said for the hippy movement, the first real idealist movement, sadly the first movement to die out as its proponents grew up and got older................ I saw a Dead Head sticker on a cadillac indeed.

Estrela Dream On.................... dream yourself a dream come true.

Important Message Phrydom (Dave) has asked me to let you know that he is noy only off line at the moment but his computer has croaked as well. He'll be back as and when.

Clarky There is definitely an English 'Fuck You' attitude over here..............just a pity that the usual outlet for it is Saturday night after the clubs throw out - lol

Yoda Concise and to the point.

Slansh Do not mistake my kindness for weakness I'm sure that is a quote from somewhere, I'm with you man. I'll do owt for anyone but don't fucking cross me. Like your man said, its all about respect.

Fri Jul 8 '05 11:48:47 am Set this message as last read

gtrplaya1
Angelo Anzaldua
spring, texas
us
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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joe how long have you been playin guitar
Fri Jul 8 '05 12:42:32 pm Set this message as last read

ALL_LEX
Alejandro Montes
San Nicolas, Nuevo Leon
Mexico
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Joe

We hope you have the time to come back to Monterrey Mexico

you have a lot of fans here, and all of us want to see you again......

Fri Jul 8 '05 1:04:25 pm Set this message as last read

Dark Ripper
Ricardo Gomes
Braga
Portugal
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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man he starts at 14 now he is 49 make the counts :DDDDDD
Fri Jul 8 '05 1:04:36 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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axeshrederjc: I like, I like alot. (you know the thingy you put in one of your post.)

So how is every body? I am doing okay. could be better.

Fri Jul 8 '05 1:29:41 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Things Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts

15> "Your Live 8 ticket price is going directly to helping the children of a poor TicketMaster executive go to a good private college. Please give, won't you?"

14> "I'm sorry, Justice O'Connor, only actual members of Pink Floyd are allowed on stage."

13> "How am I supposed to advance the cause of fair treatment for Africa when someone's forgotten to remove the green M&Ms from my bowl?"

12> "Check out our low interest rates on bottles of Aquafina."

11> "Careful dude, if we heal all the world's suffering now, there'll be no more kick-ass concerts!"

10> "I know you don't like coffee, but there are starving children in Africa that would kill for that Starbucks triple strawberry-mocha vente latte."

9> "All right, who stole Johnny Rotten's walker?"

8> "Thank you for your offer, Mr. Jackson, but we've got a very full lineup of performers already. Besides, to make room for you we'd have to bump Gallagher."

7> "I don't know about Africa, but I helped my personal debt by selling my tickets on eBay for $5,000."

6> "I'm so embarrassed -- I just called Annie Lennox 'Sting.'"

5> "I would have gladly paid the ticket price just to keep Motley Crue in retirement."

4> "What a rip-off! I paid $47.50 of my hard earned money to see Ted Nugent do a duet with Nelson Mandela."

3> "Is this the line to marry Britney?"

2> "Man, the lengths Bob Geldoff will go to get a gig."

and the Number 1 Things Overheard at the Live 8 Concerts...

1> "Damn, how much money do those greedy Midwestern farmers need?"

Fri Jul 8 '05 2:34:02 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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LOST

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're 30 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man.??"How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist.

"How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, then you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."

Fri Jul 8 '05 2:35:44 pm Set this message as last read

SlickPotatoHead
Iain Robertson
Blairdrummond, Stirling
Scotland
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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WOW DLR would be a class dj! I dont really care what happens to Van Halen anymore, im not too keen on Sammy, always preferred 1979-1985 Halen! 'MON the DAVEY!!

Joe! How are you, you havent spoken since May! Hows the new songs going?? Would love to know how you are doing these days...

Fri Jul 8 '05 3:17:18 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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so how is every body?
Fri Jul 8 '05 3:31:31 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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962- when you said (about UK involvement in Iraq) "...we didn't have to get involved, it was our choice..."

It was TONY'S choice only, not the people's though. So you could say now Tony has even more blood on his hands?

Mari- Hi! Hope you are ok...

Slanshroom- LOL!

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 4:21 pm

Fri Jul 8 '05 4:13:23 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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I wonder how well Tony Blair sleeps at night. Mind you he's so far in denial he probably dreams of fairies and castles!
Fri Jul 8 '05 4:17:35 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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VFRrocker:"Kind i am,Soft i am not"

Its a quote from my grandma who lived through both W W 1 & 2,i carry her with me in heart & soul,was an amazing woman,she took care of her 4 own, & her mothers b4 of 16! Family of Darlington,my only English blood line, & a damn fine one at that

She was England to me, i get burnt bad when i hear my people die for a few t get rich,when they stop making the natural gas pipe East of the Caspian Sea & later took control.....shit started to hit the fan & its not stopped since,GWBush doing business with......yes The Taliban,Al & The Saudi,s....Hes such z dipshite

laters bro

Fri Jul 8 '05 4:21:17 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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ka girl...ok...how are you?

Joe Satriani....it's almost Birthday time!!!!!...what will be your wish?

Peace!

www.stevetrott.com

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(00)

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 4:30 pm

Fri Jul 8 '05 4:28:13 pm Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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962 - yup.... al-Q is a cancer... and needs to be cut out..


ocps - hahaa... take a little look at history............

Islam has had 'empires'...

The Ottoman Turks... 800 years worth....

and Mohammed himself was quite the general, responcible for crusades of his own....

does that make them Imperialist Crusaders???? lmao...

I guess not... pots and kettles.... lol...


alexandre - no info on Portugal gigs..... for this to happen we'd need to find a local promoter....

if something happened in Portugal or Spain I'll shout bro..


yoda - wise words mate... lol...
cuth / ocps - I've been reading and thinking a little about the whole middle east thing.....

the whole area has been kicking-off since before Iraq, Iran, Israel, Syria etc etc existed......

long before the Christian Crusades of the 12th C and 13th C
even before Rome more than 1,000 years before.....
the whole region has just about the longest history of war and instability there is... several thousand years worth...
long long before Islam...

conflict after conflict... one thing followed by another...

it makes for interesting reading... and may help explain the attitudes of today....


vfr - lol..... Hitler switched to bombing the cities during the Battle of Britain to pound the population into submition... I think the objective was to cause a popular uprising against the government, through the nation into turmoil.. make for an easy invasion....

but he miscalculated hugely... the population dug in their heels..
became more resolute...

When Ceaser invaded Britain.. the Romans were actually afraid of the Britons...
these mysterious people, fanatical fighters, tough and resourceful.... he tried and failed twice.....


Fri Jul 8 '05 4:29:34 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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stevee t: I am good thank you and your self?

Joe: that is a very good question that stevee asked so what will it be?

Fri Jul 8 '05 4:30:19 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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ka girl....K...off to practice...laters, or as Clarky would say.....erm!

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 4:32 pm
Fri Jul 8 '05 4:31:29 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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stevee t: righty then ttfn.
Fri Jul 8 '05 4:35:25 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i took my whole RG apart, there was tons of dust! But theres some bits on the edge pro that are rusty, anyone got any solutions to solve this, like somethin to spray onto the hardware so it wont rust, the locking nuts are a tad rusty too, =/ anyone got any solutions!?
Fri Jul 8 '05 5:08:15 pm Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Brother Al - Stop sweating!!! That's what's rusting your trem!!! :)

Edited Fri Jul 8 '05 6:29 pm
Fri Jul 8 '05 6:28:37 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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its not my fault!!!

But even the locking nuts are rusting a tad, and my knife edges arent lookin good, and im not sure about those saddles!!! look heres some pics, i wana get this trem sorted out, i fixed up the neck cleaned out everything, jus the trem thats annoying me... i know most stuff about them but the knife edges not too sure...
anyways! heres the pics, any advice is appreciated!

trem pic1
trem pic2
Fri Jul 8 '05 6:33:30 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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Brother al you must have he most acidic sweat of anybody on the planet..wow never saw that before..on a fairly newer guitar..
Fri Jul 8 '05 6:48:01 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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i got it in 03, it cant just be from the sweat tho, its even on the locking nut screws at the nut!
Fri Jul 8 '05 6:56:10 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Clarky I suspect that 14 INT and the SAS / SBS got a few new lil' jobs this morning.....

if al-Q ain't scared of that... they fucking should be...


never a truer word said bro....
being offline for the last few days has killed me.... not being able to read anything (my tv gets no channels - everything came second or third hand)... i bought a paper today a literally cried while reading it in a shopping centre.... and their coverage was sparse at best.....
Alexandre I remember! We will sort it out one day! I'm sure! Take care my friend :-)
regarding the London thing, all I can think is to quote from a book I read today (yes! all in one day lol):
Question: What Can A Thoughtful Man Hope For Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?

Answer: Nothing.
Fri Jul 8 '05 7:44:56 pm Set this message as last read
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