Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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Tue Oct 19 '10 12:00:12 pm
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marktaylor
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Thanks for a fantastic afternoon and evening at the colston hall, bristol and for signing all my album covers. Rock On and see you Saturday - Phil nice to meet you also - enjoy London tonight see you on Saturday. Cheers mark
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Tue Oct 19 '10 12:01:07 pm
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TheHawkGuy
Danny
California
USA
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scubadaz My thoughts are with you today, hoping you are safe at emergency room, may your health restore fully soon ,bro
TheHawkGuy
PS Howdy Peace, hoping everything is going well for you lately
Howdy to grant, keep up the great races
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Tue Oct 19 '10 12:22:11 pm
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Phydeaux_3
Greg Frank Marcus
Stittsville, Ontario
Canada
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Thanks Zinc! Those things are GREAT! The burnt biscuits one the other day was a real nice reminder.
Something awesome happened this morning! I had my very first Joe dream! I've had a couple of Les Claypool dreams, one Buckethead and one Frank Zappa (all of which were absolutely incredible!) but this Joe dream was really special. He was hanging out here at our house, he was sitting in my computer chair looking through my music collection (physical and digital) and we were talking.
I asked him a question that I've been wanting to ask him for some time now concerning That1Guy. In the liner notes for his first album (Let's Hear That1Guy) Mike says: "The primary instruments used on this recording, were the predecessor to the magic pipe, the one string “evil” bass and a 1970’s oberheim drum machine (that at one time may, or may not have belonged to Joe Satriani)."
I forget to ask Mike every time I see him so I thought that maybe I'd just ask Joe and see if he knows what that's all about. In the dream he didn't get around to answering, he was busy checking out some music, I really wish I could recall what it was that he was listening to, all I know is that it was something unfamiliar.
I woke up quite ecstatic. I'm a lucid dreaming enthusiast (have been for almost 20 years) aka: an oneironaut, so I put a lot of stock in my dreams. When I read Joe's explanation of Dream Song I was very excited to hear it and hear more about it.
Maybe I'll get a chance to ask Joe for REAL in December in Montréal.
Any other "dreamers" up in here?
smooches,
» Phy³
>.(((°>
--’‘ ’‘
p.s. hope you're OK Scuba! That's a big hit! Take care brutha!
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Tue Oct 19 '10 1:29:08 pm
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Two Shay
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Zinc Meister - I was beginning to think you were slipping, i'd heard slightly different versions years ago, but the 'community service' story cracked me up! Have a beer on me.
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Tue Oct 19 '10 1:59:04 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
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Grampy Steve
A beer or 7 sounds like a great idea - but I need to get home first.
Not slipping - just kinda busy again. Plus I only get good things to pass on once in a while.
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Tue Oct 19 '10 2:16:34 pm
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shredheadandy
Andrew Jennings
Witney, Oxdfordshire
England
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Scuba - glad to hear you've not suffered anything serious from your crash!
Peace Lily - that sounds really painful having pinched a nerve!
i wish a speedy recovery to you both from the UK :)
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Tue Oct 19 '10 4:03:33 pm
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robguitarjarvis
robert jarvis
huddersfield hd3 4db, west yorkshire
uk
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your playing was superb on sunday night at the apollo. you are much more than just inspiration.your new album is the best i've heard for along time too.thanks for teaching so much to so many.
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Tue Oct 19 '10 4:25:30 pm
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logicbdj
Brian Johnston
Sudbury, Ontario
Canada
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Posted a new song, Rainy Chicago Night...
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/logicbdj/music/all/play908240
Brian
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Tue Oct 19 '10 5:07:50 pm
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wolf2
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....Good evening Bro man..Had my CANADIAN MENTAL HEALTH ASSOCITION meeting today.we went up north hey shopping I ordered big bags of dog and catfood at no frills did grocery shopping =heir to cans roasts pumpinkin to carve.Ron sais holy gees wolfie you need some work! it,s from rideing the ROTAX man hes like this has to go like this after he put,s everything the way it,s suppose to go then he opens up the ZIA for art he sais just hold on man just let me get this open he said you were a mess today from rideing I watch yeah he said your amazing rider man the best in the world probably.I fix you and open the zia for your works of art! thats my job with you!.He said i never have aproblem with you theirs never anything wrong he said WOLFIE YOUR A REBEL!! and everytime i been here for 9 year you been the same your a rebel and a real bad looker but a good guy thats just the way you are! thats just you he said were good!.picked up my wax and rubbing compound at timbermart for the formula mx when I was up north went to waynes world to my chic christine this classic permit thing is a form you have to download and print christine printed it for me at waynes worl I have no idea how to do shit like that phone all around christine checked their websit now she knows save 75.00 witha classic permit bought some stabiler fuel system treatent for the bike mainly the ATK for winetr went to the bargain shop bought acase of coffee and 6 bags of sugar , got some good candy for hallowen to hand out GUMMY BUGS! TOOTSIE ROLLS and some giagantic suckers or whatevr big round ones had mcdonalds big mac meal! thats all spent 250.00 today on food nuts hey your not getting san fran prices here man shes exspensive in canada ANYWAYS RISPERDAL TIME LATER WOLF2.
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Tue Oct 19 '10 5:32:18 pm
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brownbow1955
dave schock
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Zincmaster, an oldie but a goodie. November 2nd let's take out the Obamatron Komrades trash.
The Obambas and Oprah were flying over the country one day when Oprah decided to throw a thousand dollar bill out of the plane. BHO asks why she would do that. She replies, "I just made the one person who finds that, very happy".
BHO says he can throw ten hundred dollar bills off the plane and make ten people happy.
Michelle says she could throw a hundred ten dollar bills off the plane and make a hundred people happy.
The pilot tells his co pilot, " I could throw these three morons off the plane and make millions of people happy"!
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Tue Oct 19 '10 7:27:55 pm
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Skippygirl
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Clearly my signed CD from Sony is being sent by canoe. The email notice said it was shipped 29 September and its now 20 October. The shipping cost I had to pay was USD $16 imagine what the cost would be to fly it here in a reasonable time.
Its our turn for a tour Joe!!
Currently have Crystal Planet by Joe Satriani paused.
Posted using Talk2Joe - one of Roo's iPhone apps
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Tue Oct 19 '10 8:30:55 pm
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Dream 3
jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
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Some mailman has snagged your BSAWW Skip doesn't take this long and u got ur shipping confirmation the day after me saying it shipped, I even have my BestBuy copy from eBay and that i only ordered 2 or so weeks ago so not sure whats happened.
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Tue Oct 19 '10 9:01:16 pm
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climber
Don Cutler
Washington
USA
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Hey Joe!
The main melody in "Wind in theTrees". Are you using a Harmomizer or are you just doing the flutter technique with the wah?
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Tue Oct 19 '10 9:07:06 pm
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Skippygirl
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Dream3 - yeah just my luck something has gone wrong. I've emailed them via the webform at the Satriani Store site let's hope a human actually reads it and answers. Funny how they charged my credit card in a flash when I ordered back in August.....
Joe - enjoy your day off.
Its our turn for a tour Joe!!
Currently have Crystal Planet by Joe Satriani paused.
Posted using Talk2Joe - one of Roo's iPhone apps
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Tue Oct 19 '10 10:38:39 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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didnt hear joe mentioning an aussie tour in the meet n greet, south america was mentioned though :)
Wind in the trees is a bit of Auto-tune and wah, live its just was and some fun slides
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Tue Oct 19 '10 10:40:37 pm
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Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
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Dont you just hate it when you lose your house keys and nobody anywhere is answering their phone... so you have to sleep in the front of a cold van...... lmao
Scuba - mate, that sounds VERY familiar. Hope your'e ok, where were the paramedics etc?
Peace Lilly - slightly lonely as none of my possible guests could make it : ( pinched nerve, ouch, hope it's easing with the pills
Marktaylor - hope you got some great video and manage to upload it to youtube for everyone
Dream3 - I'm not feeling the love mate
Climber - yup, what he (Blue Moon) said
Joe had feedback issues again tonight, like he did in Manchester and didn't appear to be a happy chap. Mick appeared to be "in discussion" about that too.
Didn't stop them all kicking ass though - more later
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Tue Oct 19 '10 11:00:48 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
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Pretty damn cold out today, 1c
sunny and dry today, top temps 8-10 degrees
hearing the 6.30am news is fun...
and yeah get all the meds u can, have a good buzz :)
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